Water bed. Always wanted to know what it felt like.
Chocolate Pretzels or Real Pretzels.
Snails or slugs?
Snails, with garlic butter.
Peanut butter or almond butter?
TGV or Shinkansen?
Shinkansen looks better. c:
Curtains or blinds?
Curtains. Not so fragile.
Mauser C96 or Luger P08?
Uh...The first one. I have no idea what either of those are.
Apples or bananas?
Mauser C96, but only because I have an unnatural fixation with the letter "M". Apples! You can do so much more with them.
Boxers or briefs?
Acrylic paint or poster paint?
Briefs or Boxers?
Being scratched by a cat or being bitten by a dog?
Scratched by a cat.
Onion or Garlic?
Onion, though they are both good.
Normal keys or card keys?
Metal or punk?
Road trips or train journeys?
Oceania or Eurasia?
Extra low-fat macchiato with soy and madagascar cinnamon, or house blend?
Barbecue sauce or Mayonaisse?
Badminton or golf?
Northumbria or Cumbria?
Greek or Latin?
Buffy or Blade (Marvel comic)? (Both are Vampire hunters)
Freeman or fivemen?
Counter strike or team fortress?
Chocolate bacon or gay bacon strips?
I think I'll go with gay bacon strips :P
stairs or escalator?
Escalator, they're more fun. c:
Cold hands or cold feet?
Cold feet, that way I can warm them up in front of a nice hearth.
Trenchfoot or frostbite?
Trenchfoot. It's unpleasant, but manageable. *glares in the general direction of Dartmoor*
Dressing up in formal wear or dressing up in a costume?
Chicken curry or beef curry?
Stockings or garters?
Garters all the way. :)
Ankle socks or knee high socks?
Knee high socks.
Striped or spotted?
Sexy lingerie or sexy clothes?