EDIT: New rules, better laid out.

1) Quote the previous post.

2) Edit the quote.

3) Post a reply.

E.G: Hello, I'm Lex, I like dogs.

Lexodus:
Hello, I'm Lex. I lick dogs.

You do, do you?

Lexodus:
Hello, I'm Lex. I lick dogs.

Hello, I'm Lex. I lack dodges.

Pm0n3y:

Lexodus:
Hello, I'm Lex. I lick dogs.

Hello, I'm Lex. I lack dodges.

Umbrella, I'm Lex. I lack dodgeballs.

Lexodus:

Pm0n3y:

Lexodus:
Hello, I'm Lex. I lick dogs.

Hello, I'm Lex. I lack dodges.

Umbrella, I'm Lex. I lack dodgeballs.

resident, I'm Lex. I lack balls.

RawrMeister:

COME ON i had no chimps D:

What on earth do you need chimps for?

Naturalized:

Who needs a hat rack this late in the year?

My brother, actually. He's in university and such things are hard to come by.

Lexodus:

My brother actually screws apes. He's in university and such things are hard to avoid doing.

What the hell sort of sordid uni does your brother go to?

CounterAttack:

sam g:

Lexodus:

My brother actually screws apes. He's in university and such things are hard to avoid doing.

What the hell sort of sordid uni does your brother go to?

Doesn't matter, sounds sexy. =)

I hope I never see you in person, you sick bastard.

Sciutovian:

I hope I never see you in person, you French accountant.

What do you have against the French? And accountants?

Last of the Chinchillas:
The French are scared little girls who eat accountants.

Now that's what I call number-crunching! Ba-dum pssh.
I make jokes on teh interwebz to show how cool I am. *flexes brain*

Klagermeister:

Now that's not what I call tit-crunching! Ya-dum bitch.
I make jokes on teh interwebz to show how dumb I am. *flexes face*

How do you tit-crunch? And how in the hell did you flex your face?!

sam g:

Lexodus:

My brother actually screws apes. He's in university and such things are hard to avoid doing.

Where does he go to Uni? How do you get in?

Well, long story short, you have to wrestle a bear once.

Wow, this thread has gotton a tad off it's original topic.

Laur Farren:
Wow, this thread has gotton a tad off it's original topic.

Wow, this thread of cotton is sad for it's original topic.

Puzzles:

Ow! His thread of cotton is gay for this unoriginal topic.

I'm sorry, but i think i might have to disagree with you on that one good sir.

Pm0n3y:
I'm Porridge and i think i might have to dance with you that one time good sir.

See, now that made no sense at all.

Scunner:
See, now that made no sense at all.

See, now that made me sense a tall.

darkenergy134:

The sea, now that makes me sense a fail.

Sense?! Ha! I laugh at your feeble attempts to put sense in this thread.

Pm0n3y:
Cents?! Ha! I laugh at your evil attempts to put cents into bread.

I know your evil plan. Be warned, I'm onto you.

Scunner:

Spoiler: Click to View

damn...

CounterAttack:
I take no amusement out of seeing how drastically you, VENN724, have changed that of which the man named "Scunner" has said and advise you to edit the quoted text of whomever posts before, more closely to what the original thing it is that is being meant, otherwise you can by all means go and find a new thread to muck around in.

awww, your not even gonna try my post?

ravensshade:

Joe i will not give you free labor

who is this Joe you speak of?

VENN724:

what is this Job you speak of?

Wha? There is no job! Go away!

ThreeWords:
Wha? There is no God! Go away!

I find that offensive to my religion! Pastafarianism!

SirBryghtside:
I find twat obsessive of my religion! Pastafaritartinariniaianism!

Well, ain't that the darndest thing... My brother was an obsessive Pastafaritartinariniaianist too...

Well, ain't that the dumbest thing... My mum was an obsessive Pastafaritartinariniaianist too...[/quote]
The question residing in my mind is: "Lol, wut?"

Hail Fire 998:

The picture residing in my mind is: "Lol wutermelon"

here ya are

VENN724:

I'll have you know, sir, that we have no place on this thread for racial stereotypes. Begone!

Lexodus:
I'll have you know, madam, that we have a place in this chicken farm for racial stereo's. Be warm!

Donīt you have a special mind.

^{haha, wow}

Lexodus:
I'll have you know, sir, that we have no place on this thread for all our extra bagels so here, have a bagel!

why thank you...