I know he has skillzzz at burying.

mParadox:
I know he's my assistant.

IGOR!

Now I'm your son, 66th victim and your assistant??? Cool!!

I know he assigns many roles.

mParadox:

It's a long story son, and now, bring me coffee! O.O

I know he works my hands to the bone. :) And he likes coffee.

mParadox:

I know he appreciates hard work.

I know I'd appreciate it more if you'd pay me.

I know he never pays me.

mParadox:

You're clearly new here. <.<

Prove me wrong then <.<

mParadox:

*gives you a tenner* <.<

A tenner from my Da :O I'll treasure it forever. *hugs note to his chest*

OT: I know he is generous beyond words.

mParadox:

I know he treasures stuffs. :D

I know he is touched by how much I treasure his fatherly gifts.

mParadox:

I'm really really really touched. ='D

I Know he is really, really, really touched. And not in the head :D

Redlin5:
I know he is posting here a fair bit more than he used to.

I know that is Para's fault, he has dragged me in to his derailing ways.

I know that he broke his hip once.

I know he is a victim of circumstance.

I know he controls everyone's fate, and the idea of chance was started by him as a social experiment.

I know he looks familiar from somewhere... some sort of procedure... then there was just black... nope, can't remember him, sorry. <.<

I know he has recently dragged my post count up loads, whereas my help for him has been nothing but a drop in the ocean :P

I know he is the helpiest helperton on this site, all it takes is a willingness to derail, and you can count on Para <.<