How well do you know the Escapist above you?

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I know "back to the past and over jak"

I know he eats lunch with interesting people.

I know he doesn't eat lunch.

I know they keep within them the ever-burning flame of the games.

About a as well as I know my way around Copenhagen.

About as well as a pork chop knows the ocean deep.

About as well as an uneaten pancake knows the human digestive system.

About as well as a whale knows the surface of the sun.

I know Barbas enjoys pokemon avatars.

I know Drake likes his magical sky lizards.

I know Barbas shall always be a grey dog.

I know they've helped me get very far indeed.

I know I haven't done anything.

I know they put themselves down unnecessarily when that should be my job! >:C

I know he'll never put me down.

I know I'm not sure that's entirely true.

I know he caves into pressure very easily. Commit to your bluffs man!

I know he's likely unfamiliar with this:

I know that he is a heretic who must be cleansed.

I know he's been talking to those silly space marines again.

I know he thinks space marines are silly, when they are meant to be taken seriously. The most seriouslyest.

I know she has opinions on things.

I know they are one of two people with bunny related usernames that I can name off the top of my head.

I know he's into alternatives to gravity.

I know gravity is terrible.

I know it's a long time since I've posted under him.

I know he has Christmas lights and teeth.

I know they guided the sleigh through a brothel, two churches, an art gallery and, finally, a gas station.

I know that his avatar is not a poliwhirl.

I know that's not a balloon but rather an opponent's head, painted orange and speared on a stick.

I don't know where he is, but I know where he's going to be.

I know he's in danger of coming into contact with the ceiling fan.

I know ceiling fans are the scourge of his existence.

I know they've undergoing a deep and possibly terrifying change.

I know he's right to be afraid.

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