Finish the sentence...

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...is an abbreviation for heterosexual. (take that typo)

I would really like to...

give Birras mah credit card information.

The current state of the Escapist is...

is under non-stop watch.

I filled a swimming pool full of petrol now i'm...

drowning in poison. (good name for a band, wish I knew how to write in small, like the Great Escapist Lords.)

Here comes the-

Birran armies, raining fire down upon worthless civilization, TAKING THEIR RIGHTFUL PLACE AS MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I should use my d20 to...

throw at the homeless.

In my pocket...

...there is some loose change.

Being rich...

doop doop doop doop doop

I'd be so screwed...I suck at that game.

OMG there's a monkey and it is...

...King Kong.

It's just a song, just a song...

...but it's a REALLY F****** ANNOYING song!

Truer words were...

...never more disregarded.

God's corpse was found...

...in my backyard.

Having a stepmother...

...is quite scary.

The name 'Alice' is very...

...cool even though im 36 year old man

Why dont woman like...

...me for my humor?

Have you ever...

...died, if you have, raise your hand.

All who are not here...

..we mourn you're passing.

Eight and a half penguins....

...are needed for this penguin stew.

Batman and The Joker...

have been involved romanticaly in several Fan Fictions.

A pair of bonzai trees....

..are still very small

If I thought for just one second...

my head would asplode.

Saxton Hale can beat a hippy to death in the time it takes for...

A flea to jump 3 feet.

I fired the flare gun and..

...everything just went 'poof'.

This is true...

...you foolish ape man!

Foolish ape men always make me...

...so ANGRY!

Have you ever...

...fought a giant crustacean, jack?

WE'RE GETTING ATTACKED BY GIANT...

...LOLIS! THE HORROR!
But they're so cute...

Would you kindly...

...get stepped on by a big daddy?

I AM NOT A...!

loli! I'm 17!

Why are you...

...a shouta?

Having large...

Heh. Have fun with that one.
I have a dirty mind...

...brains is awesome!

A bigger gun is...

not the best thing to have if your opponent is bashing your brains out with a rock.

What are you doing with my...

...gravity gun?

A good crowbar...

...always gets rid of those pesky head crabs.

Head crab zombies are...

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