Finish the sentence...

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...peanut butter go? I thought I TOLD you that it went on the second shelf! You never listen to me!

Why am I so...

goddamn stupid?

those where my...

...BRAINSSSSS!!!!!! GIVE THEM BACK!!!!!!

Am I a...

...cannibal if I eat myself?

Metalocalypse deserves...

...recognition.

Konata is...

...the cutest anime girl ever. X3

Getting to know her...

was a mission, but worth it.

I once punched a dude so hard...

...he went through a wall.

Laughter goes well with...

...the sound of crickets.

What? That doesn't...

I don't even.

The superstar's sucked into the...

...supermassive black hole.

This censor bar is...

...massive and huge.

Should we go...

...to the western front to back up our troops?

There...

...we shall fight them on the beaches, then have brunch.

Finish him...

..before brunch. I want no weight upon my head as I eat.

Let's have some...

cookies. I do like me mah cookies.

I never liked...

...grapefruit. It's just so damn hard to eat!

What ever happened to...

he hasn't dumped her yet.

Who would you-

...shoot in the face?

What is this monkey...

...doing in my room?

Why is it that...

...scary lady looking at me like that?

Russia is very...

huge

ill use this condom to...

...keep my shoes dry.

So I fell from a...

...huge tree because I looked down when climbing up.

You haven't seen...

...my beard have you? It must have ran off...

Where is all the...

...fun in torure if I can't poke him in the genitals?

Good lord, are you...

...naked? Get out of my house!

And yet,...

I'm amused by your antics.

Who's that cavorting...

...in your bedroom?

Why are you...

...still here?

Having beaten him,...

I had a heartattack.

The cake is a ....

...very delicious cake.

Did you have...

...anything to say?

Sometimes I just can't...

the last slice of watermelon? Because if you did, I'll have to destroy you and all you love. ...feed the hamsters in my computer. Then it turns off v.v

I kicked...

-his brains out.

Yesterday I saw a movie about...

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