Finish the sentence...

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...find that treasure before...

those damn pirates get it!

What's that...?

...In the sky...

...is it a monster? IS IT A MONSTER???

I want to take a class in...

how to eat yogurt, but I'm afraid of the cost.

If there's a way to...

.......turn my knees into profit I'll be the........

first to admit that I have always thought my knees...

...were made of...

cheese.

How come he hasn't....

passed me the ball yet?

Thinking about yesterday, all I have to say is...

bulls***. Seriously, what the Hell was that? Why didn't he just....

make us spaghetti?

Now, the first thing you need to know about bikinis is...

they are NEVER comfortable.

But you will always....

need more bread! When's it my turn to get some bread?!

I'm reminded of my childhood when the...

classwork was SIMPLE!

I'm glad he switched from THAT, to.........

THIS because when it was only THAT, I was all like "mehhh" but now with THIS I'm all like "Hooray!".

Can you take this glass of water to...

Barrak Obama, and go through the window of the white house, will ya.

I will give you this cake, you cannot eat it, and you...

can shove it up your rectum.

Anthrax makes me want to....

foam at the mouth and rattle like a snake.

Peaches are best when...

they are clean shaven.

I never really liked the way that he....

kept his onions..

Going through the three stages of...

...decay.

Necromancy is...

the new way to facebook.

Whenever I find myself...

...watching MLP I'll...

...cut a chunk out of one of my fingers and...

turn it into jerky.

If you ever feel like baking me a cake...

The cake is the truth.

Well, ain't that some...

piece of fried beef.

All I ever ask of anyone is...

...Their complete and...

utter buttocks.

Then I will sentance you to...

...120 mins in a room with...

the ghost of...

true love, and it shall haunt you until you finally pass me the ketchup.

There can be only one...

True ginger in the universe

With his power he will....

...Rage war on clouds!

In 10mins I will...

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