Finish the sentence...

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Still be on the escapist listening to Zeppelin.

I could really have a.....

dancing leprechaun if I wanted.

When you have a box full of...

...your old underwear you should...

take it and burn it all in a fire.

Whether your a brother, or whether your a mother, you're....

doing it wrong.

There has got to be a better...

batter for my butter.

I find most......

housewives prefer Crelm brand...

toothpaste to rub all over their...

ankles.

You'll have to remember to...

...wash your...

Shins.

Pink Floyd are....

...One of the...

Greatest bands of all time.

But.........

...Nothing they are! :P

If you look at the sun too long...

Your eyes get crusty.

You can find......

my track suit at the bottom of the drawer.

Skateboard down the hill again...

..but this time remember to avoid the...

giant bear that will most definitely attack you.

On that note, I am going to....

... introduce you to my bear, Tibbers, who ...

can juggle your kidneys while riding a unicycle.

If there's going to be any...

parties in the area, I suggest you...

...bomb where its held.

How dare you...

...eat my last...

...nuclear doughnut.

I AM--

...going to...

...RANDOMLY SHIFT...

these boxes around and see if you...

...FIGURE OUT THAT I HAVE...

... done to become ...

...MR. NON SEQUITUR!

Trapped! D:

I just...

.. cannot figure out...

...How to make...

... the super amazing...

machine work to perfection!

I came to....

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