Finish the sentence...

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...dolphin breeding.

Who threw out the...

-zombie ninja pirate hookers.

The monkeys are...

revolting in more ways than one.

If you took your shirt off...

...I would faint.

Boobs are really...

...quite amazing.

If I could poke anything in the world I would poke...

the creator of Facebook until his head exploded, after travelling back in time to his birth.

I want some Chinese...

...cookies because I want only Chinese things.

Haven't you heard,...

About the muffin man?

If you were to kill....

...a mocking bird, what would you use?

Pigeons are...

vampires in disguise.

The Brendan O'Wallbanger is a pint of stout with a shot of whiskey, a drizzle of Irish cream, and garnished with a...

...red bow

Anyone else think that we are....

...just a figment of Stig's imagination?

Boobs are a man's...

...best friend.

The end is...

...very good for me, I will be covered in women and their boobs from head to toe.

Have you touched a boob...

...in public? Not someone you know, just a random person.

What is it like...

...when you are boob-slapped?

Should we stop before the mods...

...boob slap us?

No, I say we...

...continue this boobage.

For a boob, I would...

...boob a boob?

Too much boobs can lead to...

...a boob stroke.

How much boob...

would a boobcleavage cleavage if a boobcleavage could cleavage boob?

For the Queen, the country and...

the boobs.

Intruder Alert! A RED...

...SCOUT WAS SPOTTED! ALSO, BOOBIES!

Can we put boobs...

...on a boob cake.

boobs go best with...

...a cleavage and some hands on them.

This thread is now about...

cream, sugar and chocolate icing. Oh, and boobs.

Bake at 180 degrees...

...then take top off and show boobs if you are a woman. If you're a man, please keep shirt on at all times.

Tits, boobies, jugs...

...make everything better

I would kill for...

...a Klondike Bar.

Man gets released for...

...writing a lovely poem about dead crabs to the ones that imprisoned him.

Gold medalist team of the 2010 Olympics in ice hockey...

...are the Canadians, to no ones surprise.

Get the door,...

...there's a new cooker.

The mystical illusionist dog...

...Mut the Magnificent!

'Tis be a most...

...wonderful celebration, don't you think?

By Jove! I think I may have just...

...destroyed a nation by mistaking the nuke launch-button to a light switch.

You shall not pass...

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