Finish the sentence...

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doing in my house?

Who are the people who...

took my pizza?

Where the heck did my....

chainsaw go?

Oh, wait! I see an incoming...

...GENOCIDE CUTTER!!

Now repeat after me...

I WILL NOT SMOKE SAUSAGES.

Why can't I hold all of my....

...fingers?!

Wait, how did I just...?

kill every one on Earth with my pinkie?

When I feel an urge to step out on the street and start methodically knocking off people's hats,

I take my pills and feel far more mellow.

If I go missing...

for more than 5 minutes split up into groups of 1 male and 1 female who are passionately attracted to each other look for me in the spooky haunted woods.

If I had a...

little more time, I could show you...

...how to kill a bear.

>_>...

is that really what you're going to...

do to him? You could be a lot more fierce.

When I think of...

...respond with?

<_<...

...>.>

When did that...?

become a fallacy?

She's probably hiding them in...

...her soul.

I catapulted a...

cow once..

A magnifying glass is really helpful when...

...looking for fairies to put in a jar.

Wait? Isn't that fairy...?!

...Aye, a fairy it be *Fires shotgun*

Tonight on Burnt Face Man!...

he does battle with waffle iron, and loses once again.

Whenever I see a new...

return promo, I jizz my pants.

I can't wait for...

...the weekend!

I will...

celebrate like it's 1999!

Wanna trade this can of beans for your...

...jar of flies.

Today is the...

sweetest day of my life!

Now then, let me tell you the story of...

...the time I fell off the world and landed on the...

...Infamous TACO ISLAND!!!

Hello, ladies, look at your...

Wallet. I stole from it.

Where did I put......

...My gun?

Sadly your man is not, but...

...I am the sexiest llama in all the land.

What are you...

...Doing, ruining my Old Spice Ad?

Look down, look back up, you are on a...

boat.

With the...

...man your man can smell like.

look at your hand, then back to mine, its...

...an oyster with two tickets to the thing you love.

The tickets are now...

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