Finish the sentence...

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reverse the polarity. I mean, the spaceship is so big, it...

has its own area code!

I think it's pretty safe to say that you're...

Completely stark raving mad.

I am the anti.......

Santa! gifts for nobody!

Well that's not very...

vengeful of you..

It's the people who're always dancing around like they've...

... got rabies in their pants.

Seated on the left is...

your best friend. He is going to be shot. Your plan to save him is...

... to throw him off the balcony.

You eat a mushroom...

and grow bigger.

Dreaming about Minecraft is...

...about as healthy as...

...sticking your head in a fireplace and...

...lighting the Netherrack within.

Laughter is the Kalashnikov...

best reloaded quickly.

In Soviet Russia...

Post finishes you.

And the ball is going for.....

his >.<!

I don't think you've made...

..this space program any more succesful after you've...

introduced the new...

...undignified member of our team who goes by the name of...

Mr. P Botherington.

He will be the next....

navigator.

Have you given any thought to bringing...

the beer?

When in Vulcan...

die ist uns Wunderbar.

My milkshake...

tastes like it's been through the wrong side of a banana.

I wouldn't say that you're...

...the lamest in the room, but...

...you're still pretty lame nonetheless.

If I were the Supreme Ruler of the world...

...I'd blow everything up.

Explosions are...

...something to turn your back to, and walk away from in a cool demeanor.

The first thing I did in Hogwards was...

...look for Luna Lovegood.

I absolutely love...

it when OK Go gets so creative with their music videos!

You must try and remember to...

...go to the second page of Forum Games and play my forum game. I will stop shamelessly pimping it when...

I start shamelessly plugging it instead.

What if you tried to give...

... a mouse a cookie? It would want...

.. ya know, ends in some vampire apoclypse, not going into it.

Sometimes I wonder...

..why Pamela Anderson has these huge...

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