Finish the sentence...

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couple pieces of left over pizza today.

You won't believe what...

...my pet alien did to the 1%! It howled, and then it...

exploded on the spot.

The future's up to you, so you might as well.....

...plaint toilet pizzas in ever single...

chimney you can find.

The best part of waking up...

...Is going back to sleep.

Is this Real Life or is it just Fantasy?...

...Caught in a landslide no escapist from reality.
I am the goddamned...

...Aqua-Man

Open your eyes, look to the skys and see...

...I'm just a poor boy,...

...Who's going to cry.

When I eat pizza I...

will eat it, period.

I am reading...

...Twilight.

Baby, baby, baby, baby, ooohhhh...

no.

I know you're out of...

your mind!

Incase of emergency...

Run away quickly

You should never.....

...wake up Natalie Portman from her deep slumber. Doing so will result in...

... terminal bowel cancer.

Steak is very...

good after a brisk walk.

That makes.......

me wanna jump off a bridge

because my bride to be....

Is really just a figment of my imagination.

She will have to....

enter the rabbithole.

Rhett and Link...

are having a picnic even now as we speak!

As thrilling as your...

...affection to Jim Parsons may be, you have to realise...

it is just wrong...

What is love, baby don't...

pull the pin!

If you're going to make lunch, at least have the decency to...

... add generous seasoning!

I want my bacon sandwich with...

tomatoes!

Lucky for you, I've got a...

...habit of clicking "safely remove device" before unpugging my usb.

William Shatner has recently made...

...A human sized Bender.

We built this city,
We built this city on...

The bones of others.

More and more people are...

using less and less deodorant.

There's gotta be a way for you to...

up my post count.

Don't open the car door because...

The car is filled with digital bees.

Ah digital bees the most.....

...terrifying ones.

I just saw a ...

captcha: asassed teamster,

...collection of Yahtzee reviews. (shameless, aren't I? :P)

What the hell....

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