Finish the sentence...

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Wake up.

Followed by a quick.....

Punch in the face.

My nose is...

the only one I have.

I think I'd enjoy...

... being an accountant

all i did was...

poop in your pants.. you don't have to be all up in my face!

Are you ready for...

...THE ONLY, THE EPIC, THE...

...THE FOOLISH...

...AWESOMENESS, that is...

... the soon to be released...

in 2013!

They're just like french fries, only you have to...

stick 'em out and shake it all about.

they say there is a tree in the woods ...

and that it is just a tree.

I believe in the fact that there is a....

Blueberry muffin.

No one in there right mind would ever...

mistake "there" for "their".

Some tv commercials are...

Criminally idiotic.

To my immediate right lies...

my mouse and mouse pad.

You ever get the feeling you're...

dead but don't know it yet?

Last week, the...

skin on the back of my knee fell off.

You should see......

the horde of zombies just outside, they look like they're...

Having a real neat time.

The common cold is.....

completely ridiculous.

How come I can never seem to catch the...

...Nighttime anus sniffles.

I wasted little time and thus took it upon myself to...

create a stalker bot and sent it to...

TIBET!!!

i'm gonna hug u and kiss u and make...

...inappropriate remarks.

You know i really love...

...Learning valuable lessons in money management.

I just can't do...

...math while in the center of the sun!

The train to Mars if filled with...

Perverts.

I wish i had the power to...

lift a thousand grains of sand.

You should have more...

...Miniature bowling pins.

I've grown weary of your...

Magic tiny hats.

That cloud looks like...

...The faces of Tim and Eric.

The checkerboard has officially...

that one time when my friends and I were playing poker, and Steve got a text from his girlfriend which distracted him and made him put his cards down face up, and we all folded.

pissed off the chess board.

This is going to be...

...The best night ever!

I told you I would...

...get you a microscopic garden gnome!

I lost the bloody...!

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