Finish the sentence...

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Arm wrasslin' grizzlies who have injected themselves with...

purple mouse venom so they can...

...defeat all the other grizzlies so that he can win all of the...

...girl's hearts!

I had a...

pistol, but I threw it in the ocean.

Stay all night, we'll...

....fondle each other frequently while frolicking each other in fields of frozen Ziziphus.

I no speaky...

...about squeaky mice.

I shall now devour your...

ear lobes because they look like they need devouring.

Every rose has...

a petal, and every thorn has a...

...song sung by Poison.

What, didn't I...?

tell you that I'm pregnant with...

... Commander Shepard child?

That metal, ticking egg is....

just the timer for the soup.

Last time I was here...

it was in the 1990's.

I went to the butcher but when I arrived...

all he sold was candy.

I once mistook a beaver for...

a badger and so I shot it with...

...a cheese gun. It was not happy.

Bears are...

the first sign that you are about to experience...

...the joys of having your arms torn off.

I saw a fairy the other day. She was in a library, ...

looking up books on how to cook...

grass burgers.

Cows are also well known for their ability too...

kill children through a secret power called...

CUPCAKES! Let's see, first you take a cup of...

morphine and peanut butter. The you...

in "youphemism" doesn't actually exist.

Pretty much all you can do is...

sit back and enjoy the show.

They were waiting for my answer so...

...we shot the flying apemen with...

medieval catapults.

the best thing to do in this situation is...

take a nap, then fire ze missiles!

There can never be too many...

... what was I talking about again?

I do not suggest...

...eating the bacteria emperor before he...

vomits out a lava tree, He does this once a day and it looks really cool.
Eat that thing over there, wait what is it?

Its Satan!

The devil...

ate my pants again.

Before you do that, could you...

make me a silk tie?

You shouldn't play fast and loose with...

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