Finish the sentence...

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morphine and peanut butter. The you...

in "youphemism" doesn't actually exist.

Pretty much all you can do is...

sit back and enjoy the show.

They were waiting for my answer so...

...we shot the flying apemen with...

medieval catapults.

the best thing to do in this situation is...

take a nap, then fire ze missiles!

There can never be too many...

... what was I talking about again?

I do not suggest...

...eating the bacteria emperor before he...

vomits out a lava tree, He does this once a day and it looks really cool.
Eat that thing over there, wait what is it?

Its Satan!

The devil...

ate my pants again.

Before you do that, could you...

make me a silk tie?

You shouldn't play fast and loose with...

a super mutant Russian bear.

Should I choose the...

big toe or the thumb?

Is there anything inside that...

locked chest? If so, then I...

then I challenge you to a duel!

Do you have to...

...change the water to prevent the...?

rather flamboyantly fancy.

You know it's too late when...

sense making isn't.

I think that girl's going to...

Do nothing of interest. That guy in the other hand, he...

Just punched a hobo in the face.

The perfect weapon of choice is...

something better than what the other guy has.

I have never seen...

a good thing to come out of greed.

If in doubt...

...run away and hide! Works every time I...

Pull down the wrong pair of pants.

But only if...

...the sky falls first.

Yesterday, Tommy...

Battle of Royal panty men!

Today, I became...

Tied overpuce to a chair and...

slapping overpuce.

I just wanna...

Finishes a sentence.

It's always a good time to...

breakdance!

I seek guidance in...

how to kill the president. *Gasp*

I wish...

for oatmeal.

I think that I'm going for...

...carefully trip and fall onto....

a million pillows.

You know you're in trouble when...

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