Finish the sentence...

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a bulky gorilla suit.

I love it when...

you give me free stuff!

Not now! I'm busy with...

this SCIENCE competition!

The best place for...

my grandma's basement.

The best thing to put on toast is...

...tanks driven by squirrels.

When it rains, I...

pretend to be lord of the taco people.

Just because...

Run around in a tutu.
As I travel down the hall...

self.

When it rains, it always...

was an ipod.......

candy is dandy but.....

...it is better to be handy.

It doesn't seem to make very much sense when...

...the rain falls upwards. When that happens, I always make sure to...

... make sure my umbrella is inside out.

The last time I checked...

...stars were not made of angry...

... Free Masons take over the world.

Nine out of ten escapists recommend...

gift horse's mouth.

Stop gifting people...

on Farmville, you're only encouraging them to...

steal candy from little children.

Sorry I'm late, I was...

... taking candy from a baby.

Have you ever seen a...

a person walk on the ceiling without aid?

Would you kindly...

...get that walking carpet out of my face!

I don't think you need to...

baby because he will...

... door all night and parties everyday.

When it's time to leave...

the air horn will let you know.

The best thing to do at a party is...

...find your compadres and rob the place blind.

In Mexico, I...

don't like to talk about what happened.

If you ever find...

...my soul, mail it back to...

the secret laboratory downstairs along with...

Stan Lee.

Tonight's going to be...

a good night.

Tomorrow will be...

a good day to die hard.

Any time you find a bear and a...

bear in disguise.

The only thing deadlier than...

...a rabid badger with a flaming chainsaw is...

...me after eating too many tacos.

Was that...?

nuclear missile?

I think he went...

...too close to the...

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