Finish the sentence...

 Pages PREV 1 . . . 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 . . . 266 NEXT
 

with the gnomes.

Never considered...

acting the hero, until

I saw this one guy who...

saved a barn full of...

sick cats!

I forgot about the...

way that you look into my eyes when...

...you want to eat my vegetables.

I always pass...

slower traffic by running over the cars in front of me. I'm glad I drive a..

Tractor to work...

I always thought that...

that big bright thing in the sky...

was the moon, but...

it turns out it was the street light.

Cooking on the BB-Q is...

...srs bsns.

After a long wait...

...remove the cat from the..

rug and give it...

...a through bath.

Repeat until...

The cats fur looks..

...like I can be eaten with...

a bowl of rice and soy sauce.

This cat taste delicious because I seasoned it with...

human souls...

I finally realized after all this time that...

...Porpoises are in fact...

shallow and pedantic.

Try as I might I simply couldn't...

find the giant. He's really good at...

hiding at that old...

pub that only serves....

one type of beer.

You should go play...

... murderball, ATC style, that ought to toughen you up.

So you wanna be a boxer...

go over there and start putting those boxes into those other boxes.

Could you have...

...a dark reason fo being.....

...The mascot for...

the university of super...

...intelligent badgers.

It is a rarely known fact that...

those who do well...

...are the ones who do the worst.

Dirt is...

bursting with flavors.

I don't know about you, but I...

 Pages PREV 1 . . . 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 . . . 266 NEXT

Reply to Thread

Log in or Register to Comment
Have an account? Login below:
With Facebook:Login With Facebook
or
Username:  
Password:  
  
Not registered? To sign up for an account with The Escapist:
Register With Facebook
Register With Facebook
or
Register for a free account here