Finish the sentence...

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...kill all of the cats.

In order to achiece world peace...

I'm going to need to learn how to proofread.

There should be a...

game about mounting fish on your wall called skyrim.
You are interrupting my...

Shower!

Sorry but I won't let you go and...

I hope you know that I'm going to...

find some way to make sure you never...

eat your shoes for that...

strange relic in the basement.

I may be crazy, but at least...

call me!
I hate it when

the first date with...

women ends with....

a long, long walk though...

graveyards.
Can I kick it?

Yes you can kick the...

ball that is shaped like a...

giant octopus attached to a dolphin.

I must congratulate you Mr...

...Buttface, for making me...

change my clothes after you...

laugh like a hyena.

In order to...

properly destroy the world you must first...

make sure you have enough...

trained suicide bombing pigeons.

If there was ever a reason to hate you...

this is it.

I can not, for the life of me, figure out how to...

hold all these limes!
image

I cannot believe that you...

didn't get me a present after...

the gumball incident that...

involved a goat and two

And while we were milking them goats...

...a demon appeared and devoured our...

...poor helpless guinea pig that had...

a skin condition that was often...

patchy and red.

Then suddenly a polka dotted gorrilla...

...began to sing Gee.

You know its over when...

you die.

Haha, oh man, I completely forgot...

about my pet rock named...

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