Finish the sentence...

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bad, bad people. DON"T DO DRUGS.
Trolls taste like...

misery and failure...and occasionally strawberries.

If you EVER...

touch my unicorn I'll...

follow you around whining in your ear until you figure out how to go back in time and stop yourself from touching my unicorn.

Can you help me find my...

...soul? I last saw it when I was...

prancing around in the plane of demons when...

...the door of doom opened.

Jumping out of a plane is...
capcha: angel wings

a really dumb idea if you didn't bring...
please say something other than parachute

a parachute! homemade pillow wings.

Doing things out of spite is always...

...the worst...

if not do in a hilarious way.

Today I think I'm going to...

...kill myself by hugging a bunny that...

nothing.

To think that we could have...

...existing is...

understand how important this is.

Damn it Smurf, stop trying to derail the tread.

OT: If Smurf does this again, I think we should...

tie him up and...

torture him by making him watch...

Glee.

Was that too...?

hard bro?

Sorry, I accidentally our...

grammar up screw.

The proper way to...

dance in the rain, is to do so blindfolded.

A word of advice, if you're going to...

try and assassinate someone don't...

forget to have an exit strategy.

Milk and cookies are...

...the best thing when you...

sit down to read.

Ghosts won't bother you if...

think you are one of them and try to take you with them.

To think that this could have...

got you probed by aliens is...

just disturbing.

Some people can just be absolutely...

, positively, unbelievably, inconceivably...

mechanically gifted.

Digging a hole will...

just cause some problems.

Blowing up things...

is fun unless it...

is blowing up kittens!

I had no choice but to...

blow up a kitten using dynamite because...

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