Finish the sentence...

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the C4 wouldn't work..

If the sum of the whole is greater than the sum of...

....turkey, then the percentage of...

mashed potatoes is less than the percentage of stuffing. But the ratio of gravy still remains contant.

If 7-Eleven were a woman, I'd marry her faster than...

you could say "Bazinga!"

COD:BO is...

a game in which you...

..fish for cod with a bow, however it was mispelled because...

why not.

When you think about it...

it was misspelled (U mad?)

I don't care how, just make sure you...

play the piano with that guy's face!

Okay, so there's this girl down at the post office, and she says to this guy...

tried to run through the wall in a Kool-aid man costume.

If there were ever a time for running away while screaming like a little girl...

it would be when playing Amnesia: The Dark Descent.

Is it safe...

it would be when Fijiman takes off his helmet! (couldn't resist)
Honey, could you help me, I lost the...

activated nuclear bomb somewhere in the house.

If only we could....

hold all these limes! (I did it again baby!!)
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It's not you, it's...

the guy who looks back at you when you look in the mirror.

The first thing you've gotta do is...

...break the mirror, then perform a ritual to...

cleanse the broken pieces of all things...

that have been broken before.

I swear to god I'm...

getting good at this!

The key to fireworks is...

...them being prettyful and loud enough to cover the sound of young people...

making shoes.

Can you smell...

those tulips in the gardens of fire?

I never knew my...

...uncle was Bloodseeker!

Today I...

found the secret to perfect...

that recipe I have been studying since...

I got shot by the Mafia for...

...a way to not get shot by the Mafia.

It was stolen by...

the Invisible Man.

To think that this whole day was going great until...

I wasn't able to hold all these limes!! (I CANNOT BE STOPPED!)
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If Tizzy stops using that joke, I'll...
...cry.

kill the next person who posts(me).
Now that I've got the money, I'll...

finally be able to buy the Brooklyn Bridge.

When in doubt...

non-flammable liquid.

If I had a penny for every time...

someone gave me a penny.. I'd be penniless.

The interesting thing about...

would be impossible to miss if it suddenly disappeared.

I don't think I've ever seen...

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