Finish the sentence...

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mosquitoes just go extinct?

I am pleased to announce that, starting tomorrow...

...I'll...

be acquiring a new...

pokedex and then...

I will join the...

queen of France...

in liberating...

her stolen jewels...

from those evil...

...flying apes.

The witch...

with the large hat...

is sleeping. Wake her up!

There's a chain out in the yard, go...

swing it around that tree so that...

the dog has no chance of...

winning the fight with the other dog because...

the cops will end up...

Eating one of them.

Why can't you...

hold all those limes?

Sometimes when I reload, I think about...

tacos, just tacos because I love Taco.

When I enter the public bathroom I...

shit.

Bitches don't know bout my...

sweet looking...

giant scythe.

I hit them because...

they looked funnily at...

...the walrus.

How now...

could they...

even think of...

cheese in a can?!?

Americans are so...

ignorant at times.

I mash buttons because....

wasteful of their...

...it is the only way I win matches with fighting games.

Monkeys are so...

funny because...

they fling their poo.

Speaking of poo, last night I...

decided to do the unfathomable, I...

took a poo while...

figuring out the meaning of...

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