Finish the sentence...

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di'ent!

I'm not in the ghetto, I'm...

in the uber-ghetto.

If johnny has four apples and bob has...

...ARRRRGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLEEEEEE BBBBBBBAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOO!!!

Hey diddle diddle the cat and the...

ROCK N' ROOOOOOLLLLL!

Seriously...

....Take you shoe out of my salad.

Beer is fun and beer is.......

good for many things, such as...

being used as ammo for the beer cannon, man that cannon can...

really hold a lot of beer.
Listening to an audio book...

about toilets.

I never thought I would...

touch another simulation game and I'm happy to say that Farming Sim 2013 has...

made that a complete truth.

I didn't know you...

were into that kind of thing.

Have you ever considered taking...

...an antilope to a brothel?

I have had sex with...

various women of different social backgrounds.

I'm very...

tried because I...

just finished chasing...

a melon.

Sometimes you just have to...

bleed as though your life depended on it!

If the snow wasn't here, I'd...

totally have brought out my...

evil twin's finances with bars of soap.

Were it not for...

the evil monkeys who...

tee-peed my house...

I would have been able to finally...

brake the record for most rolls of toilet paper in a house.

Tell me, is my avatar...

naked?

If I had a...

naked avatar, would you...

take photos of it or...

run around screaming...

like a headless chicken?

Actually, I was wondering if my avatar was showing up, or is it...

...a big error message that makes me look like a...

slightly idiotic hero?

That just...

Exploded for no reason at all. This must be a...

frequent problem when...

fueling your car with...

zombies.

I never knew how much I...

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