Finish the sentence...

 Pages PREV 1 . . . 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 . . . 269 NEXT
 

my tail.

Did anyone remember to...

lock up the 54 foot...

chastity belt.

Let's go to...

Disneyland. It sucks that...

all that's there is...

people in...

line waiting.

Sometimes, when you really get down to it, people are really...

really stupid.

If you can't...

defeat that villian then at least...

try and tie your shoes!

How come you keep...

incessantly smiling like a...

psycho.

I only asked...

for your brain.. you don't have to get all up in my face about it.

WARNING: Using this product may...

cause utter disappointment.

Just...

stop with the Mass Effect 3 hate already.

Hold on,....

what the hell is that? It look like....

a moon.

That's no moon, it's...

yo mama!

Oh no he...

di'ent!

I'm not in the ghetto, I'm...

in the uber-ghetto.

If johnny has four apples and bob has...

...ARRRRGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLEEEEEE BBBBBBBAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOO!!!

Hey diddle diddle the cat and the...

ROCK N' ROOOOOOLLLLL!

Seriously...

....Take you shoe out of my salad.

Beer is fun and beer is.......

good for many things, such as...

being used as ammo for the beer cannon, man that cannon can...

really hold a lot of beer.
Listening to an audio book...

about toilets.

I never thought I would...

touch another simulation game and I'm happy to say that Farming Sim 2013 has...

made that a complete truth.

I didn't know you...

were into that kind of thing.

Have you ever considered taking...

...an antilope to a brothel?

I have had sex with...

various women of different social backgrounds.

I'm very...

tried because I...

just finished chasing...

a melon.

Sometimes you just have to...

 Pages PREV 1 . . . 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 . . . 269 NEXT

Reply to Thread

Log in or Register to Comment
Have an account? Login below:
With Facebook:Login With Facebook
or
Username:  
Password:  
  
Not registered? To sign up for an account with The Escapist:
Register With Facebook
Register With Facebook
or
Register for a free account here