Finish the sentence...

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were into that kind of thing.

Have you ever considered taking...

...an antilope to a brothel?

I have had sex with...

various women of different social backgrounds.

I'm very...

tried because I...

just finished chasing...

a melon.

Sometimes you just have to...

bleed as though your life depended on it!

If the snow wasn't here, I'd...

totally have brought out my...

evil twin's finances with bars of soap.

Were it not for...

the evil monkeys who...

tee-peed my house...

I would have been able to finally...

brake the record for most rolls of toilet paper in a house.

Tell me, is my avatar...

naked?

If I had a...

naked avatar, would you...

take photos of it or...

run around screaming...

like a headless chicken?

Actually, I was wondering if my avatar was showing up, or is it...

...a big error message that makes me look like a...

slightly idiotic hero?

That just...

Exploded for no reason at all. This must be a...

frequent problem when...

fueling your car with...

zombies.

I never knew how much I...

shot at...

that TV until...

the day I realized...

I had no more bullets left.

National Broadcast Network is...

a little bit...

shit.

I always wanted a...

really cool rocket powered...

by Tizzy.

If I could...

I would make a giant Pizza.

Now is the time to...

don my armour because...

the hordes of Nintendo fanboys are upon us.

You see, the thing is...

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