Finish the sentence...

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you going to do with my clothes?!

Raisins are a little like...

robots, except...

...less threatening.

Termites...

Are more intelligent than humans, but...

unlike humans, they have more...

cheese reserves.

Sometimes I think I have too many...

Voices telling me to...

jump into pools of...

poop.

When...

you need to ask,...

about the thing in the corner...

that I take no responsibility for, make sure to...

wear some sort of...

shoes on your...

hand because it's

important that...

the thing is not...

touched directly.

I keep living my life...

backwards, because I am...

as crazy as you.

The best kind of chopsticks are...

the ones made for giants.

The end of the world will be caused by...

Angry electrons bludgeoning us to death with bar stools.

Now is the time for...

...sleeping on a car that...

Has a mattress on the roof.

Doing this will....

impede further efforts

colonize the surface of...

the yard out back.

Giant turtles are...

giant.

Head on, apply directly to the...

back of your throat.

Sewers are great places...

to escape castles.

Popcorn is bad when you...

Replace the air with popcorn, because...

it's really hard to breath.

Never doubt...

your fortune cookies!

I'm going to do the one thing you...

really get annoyed at which is...

absolutely nothing.

Refusing to...

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