Finish the sentence...

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it would involve lot's of...

...booty. And by that, I mean...

pirate treasure.

We only need to...

...make the right turn at the right time.

When I wake up, I normally...

... cry myself back to sleep.

When in Rome...

be sure to get eaten by the ghosts of the lions in the colosseum

the best thing about a funeral . . .

... is the midget in the casket.

If Shakespeare didn't write those plays...

......I'd be a happier man.

When in doubt........

whip it out.

and by that i mean...

...your gun. Always gotta...

Keep one in your hat, loaded with the safeties off, just in case...

...the demon pigeons find you.

When I awoke...

...I suddenly fell into a coma.

This music sounds like...

a guy falling off a cliff, reminds me of...

the time I... fell off... a... cliff. Crap.

The only time to...

...win is when you've lost.

That makes...

you the ultimate winner.

I love to eat...

...the bones of death. It tastes like...

bread.

My favorite...

N'Sync band member is...

...The guy who always passes out on stage and...

...gets eaten by dragons whenever he...

poops himself in front of...

his mentor.

Birthdays are like...

Christmas. You keep getting presents.

Sometimes you just have to...

.....dance like a complete fool.

Now that you.......

...Have completed your training it's time to initiate operation "Harbinger"

If you had just...

killed me when you had the chance...

...I'd not have to pay this damned water bill.

Can you hear......

the sound of wailing narwhale or does it sound like...

The cat got in to my cactus again?

Stop! It a big......

bug! It a big scary bug!

And that's why you should...

never eat at KFC.

After I'm done here...

it's off to Kenny Wong's Cafe!

Eat your soup and then...

barf it out because...

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