Finish the sentence...

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we must first find...

tacos which are important...

ingredients for a potion of...

The best Rum you will ever have to have pumped from your stomach.

We should all.....

to the cause!

Sometimes it is a good thing when the...

poodle is taking a nap, because...

then I don't have to pay it attention!

For my birthday today, I plan to...

Just do whatever I want.

For my next trick I.......

will turn you into the moon!

I'm having trouble finding my...

...dick jokes notebook

dick jokes are....

comedy gold.

This one time at band camp...

I played an instrument.

I was visiting...

...Jupiter, when all of a sudden...

there were a couple of guys who were up to no good. Started trouble in my neighborhood. I got into one little fight and...

started playing pokemon cards all night....

...until all my cards blew up.

Chairs are...

quite dangerous if you don't treat them well.

Sometime I...

wonder why zebras have stripes......

but it turns out a gremlin paints them. The gremlin was found...

eating cookies but he didn't....

share with the mutant, space gorillas because...

he think the cookies will make him...

the king of tap dancing and...

hoarding cookies. The Gremlin went on to...

capture the president.

Oh no, flying waffles! Quick, use the...

quantum deconstructor on them!

Meanwhile, in Canada...

the Prime Minister...

ate the rest of my raspberry rhubarb pie!

Can you feel the...

burning bacons? It smell...

*It smells* ...like how burning angels might smell like.

I remember a time when you could...

feast on the souls of carrots and...

not be bothered by tacos

showing up in police uniform to...

ask us about our...

doom-flavored doughnuts of...

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