Finish the sentence...

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...the bones of death. It tastes like...

bread.

My favorite...

N'Sync band member is...

...The guy who always passes out on stage and...

...gets eaten by dragons whenever he...

poops himself in front of...

his mentor.

Birthdays are like...

Christmas. You keep getting presents.

Sometimes you just have to...

.....dance like a complete fool.

Now that you.......

...Have completed your training it's time to initiate operation "Harbinger"

If you had just...

killed me when you had the chance...

...I'd not have to pay this damned water bill.

Can you hear......

the sound of wailing narwhale or does it sound like...

The cat got in to my cactus again?

Stop! It a big......

bug! It a big scary bug!

And that's why you should...

never eat at KFC.

After I'm done here...

it's off to Kenny Wong's Cafe!

Eat your soup and then...

barf it out because...

We have to operate the smoke machine for this concert.

The moon is currently...

taking the day off because...

...it had a date.

Pants are...

overrated.

They know my big secret...

I now must silence them with my...

Amazing...

asskickulator, it's powered by...

the sheer awesomeness of my...

Never ending supply....

...of obscure movie references is...

Done and dusted.

Where did that......

freaky little...

girlfriend of yours...

Get to?

I could have sworn I left her......

in the dumpster outside of...

the Walmart. How did she...

collect so many AAA batteries, i thought they were...

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