Finish the sentence...

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...riding on an elephant who is walking on the ceiling.

What did I just...

...eat?

It tasted like a...

that old hobo who...

...stole my can of beans.

Finally I discovered the illusive...

Rainbow fur rabbit with...

...a poptart only diet.

Sugar is...

really just a nickname for...

...the devil.

Propaganda...

for the evil mushrooms of...

my house!

NO! Not the...

BEES!

Just because...

I collect Stalin memorabilia, that doesn't mean...

that I want to wage war on...

Equestria.

Actually, that would be...

a good reason to barf all over...

those tree lovin' hippies.

I'm going to tear it all apart, and then...

I will tear it up some more.

Hello, I am a representative for...

Exploding Pants Inc. and we would like you to...

donate kidneys to the House of Anjou.

Hello, welcome to Walmart, how may I...

interest you in hearing the word of Christ?

We all share...

a common bond with the...

bomb we're strapped to.

I can't...

disarm the bomb we are strapped to. If only...

someone could...

Tell me which the red wire is.

Then I could....

sell you this pet rock.

His name is Jimmy, who likes to...

move it, move it.

That is when I realized...

That CDs are tasty!

Uh-oh, I think...

your water just broke.

Ours is the...

Greatest generation to ever not...

achieve anything.

In other news..

I aim to misbehave.
Honestly...

...I didn't devour your soul. It was Tim.

Tim is...

over there, under your bed, crying into his pillow.

Why don't you just...

...sail off to Fiji for all I care!

Kings are to horses as buses........

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