Finish the sentence...

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freaky little...

girlfriend of yours...

Get to?

I could have sworn I left her......

in the dumpster outside of...

the Walmart. How did she...

collect so many AAA batteries, i thought they were...

extinct thanks to...

the advent of rechargeable lithium ion batteries.

Sometimes the best jokes are...

played on you.

The worst day of my life started...

with rainbows and sunshine, and escalated from there!

If you're going to be a professor in...

the art of trolling, you must at least...

...4chan daily.

When I learned that...

there was bomb on my back I...

Ate to dispell...

The explosion.

Sadly it only.....

made me fatter.

However, the explosion caused...

a small crack.
That crack then...

caused a powerful...

earthquake which ...

made me sea sick.

We can always rely on...

earthquakes in...

and around the area of the biggest loser camp.

Dance music is only good for......

dancing and putting ketchup on your fries.

There aren't too many...

entwives these days, so...

we must first find...

tacos which are important...

ingredients for a potion of...

The best Rum you will ever have to have pumped from your stomach.

We should all.....

to the cause!

Sometimes it is a good thing when the...

poodle is taking a nap, because...

then I don't have to pay it attention!

For my birthday today, I plan to...

Just do whatever I want.

For my next trick I.......

will turn you into the moon!

I'm having trouble finding my...

...dick jokes notebook

dick jokes are....

comedy gold.

This one time at band camp...

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