Finish the sentence...

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I played an instrument.

I was visiting...

...Jupiter, when all of a sudden...

there were a couple of guys who were up to no good. Started trouble in my neighborhood. I got into one little fight and...

started playing pokemon cards all night....

...until all my cards blew up.

Chairs are...

quite dangerous if you don't treat them well.

Sometime I...

wonder why zebras have stripes......

but it turns out a gremlin paints them. The gremlin was found...

eating cookies but he didn't....

share with the mutant, space gorillas because...

he think the cookies will make him...

the king of tap dancing and...

hoarding cookies. The Gremlin went on to...

capture the president.

Oh no, flying waffles! Quick, use the...

quantum deconstructor on them!

Meanwhile, in Canada...

the Prime Minister...

ate the rest of my raspberry rhubarb pie!

Can you feel the...

burning bacons? It smell...

*It smells* ...like how burning angels might smell like.

I remember a time when you could...

feast on the souls of carrots and...

not be bothered by tacos

showing up in police uniform to...

ask us about our...

doom-flavored doughnuts of...

death mountain.

Quick, the Chrono Trigger! Use it to...

scare away the spiders!

I think it's interesting how you...

out-danced the dance king of dancing.

Could you please use the Phoenix Down...

because I'm feeling quite dead.

Damn those........

pants look good on me!

Looking at a...

Picture of myself in the reflection of......

...your bald head makes me feel...

....A bit like Alice in wonderland.

Time is but.....

...an illusion.

Transforming into a...

...pie is unsanitary

Socks are great for...

sock puppets!

I think it's nice that you...

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