Finish the sentence...

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wonder why zebras have stripes......

but it turns out a gremlin paints them. The gremlin was found...

eating cookies but he didn't....

share with the mutant, space gorillas because...

he think the cookies will make him...

the king of tap dancing and...

hoarding cookies. The Gremlin went on to...

capture the president.

Oh no, flying waffles! Quick, use the...

quantum deconstructor on them!

Meanwhile, in Canada...

the Prime Minister...

ate the rest of my raspberry rhubarb pie!

Can you feel the...

burning bacons? It smell...

*It smells* ...like how burning angels might smell like.

I remember a time when you could...

feast on the souls of carrots and...

not be bothered by tacos

showing up in police uniform to...

ask us about our...

doom-flavored doughnuts of...

death mountain.

Quick, the Chrono Trigger! Use it to...

scare away the spiders!

I think it's interesting how you...

out-danced the dance king of dancing.

Could you please use the Phoenix Down...

because I'm feeling quite dead.

Damn those........

pants look good on me!

Looking at a...

Picture of myself in the reflection of......

...your bald head makes me feel...

....A bit like Alice in wonderland.

Time is but.....

...an illusion.

Transforming into a...

...pie is unsanitary

Socks are great for...

sock puppets!

I think it's nice that you...

think Phantom Menace is the best of the saga.

If I had a lightsaber...

...I'd rob a bank with it!

A cookie is...

not so much a cookie as a...

a waffle.

For the first time in years...

I find myself wishing winter was over.

The best part of...

the murder celebration is...

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