Finish the sentence...

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.. are to trains, as the old parable says.

I have a farm, and on it I have..

several nerfs that need herding because...

they seem to walk into the landmine-fence too often.

I just got this book from the library, it...

...is bound in human skin. I wonder what that means...

That was not a...

argumentum ad populum.

Deal with...

that guy for two hours and...

WONDERFUL THINGS WILL HAPPEN.

Such as...

the destruction of...

destruction itself.

Leaving only...

... the remnants of..

Bruno Mars.

L is for the way you...

lick my toes, M is for the way you...

moan the most, N is for the way you..

nuke the plains.

Q is for the way you...

quarrel with octopi.

R is because nobody else can...

rendezvous with rabid raccoons.

An by rabid raccoons, I mean...

radbid raccoons. giant sand monsters. Who appear when...

you most expect it, because...

that's what sand monsters do when the sand...

is stolen by Oprah.

Why is Rose O'Donnell...

So very evil?

How does she even......

lift? I dunno, must be because...

of all that spinach Popeye loaned her.

Actually, what we all could do is...

drop it!


(great, this will be stuck in my head again...)

Now, back to...

your regularly scheduled breakfast.

I'm driving a big ol'...

banana because I'm...

just that reckless.

Just make sure I don't..

fall over because that sure is...

a powerful drink you gave me!

Sometimes when I poke that thing I end up...

laughing so hard that it's not even funny.

Alright, fasten your seat belts, we're going to...

Discuss the pros and pros of mandatory abortion so that...

we can achieve world peace. Which, as we all know is...

only achievable when everyone is dead.

This is my best Minecraft creation ever, it is...

a replication of Yosemite valley, with added...

.. spaceships and a little farm filled with...

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