Finish the sentence...

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a house!

How the hell did that dog just...

unhinge its mouth like a snake? It was almost as if...

...it was a descendent of the Gaping Dragon in...

...that crazy story my Grandmother used to tell me. Of course, she...

was actually man named Charlie who...

...was a eunuch who...

liked to take long walks on rooftops until one day...

...when he found a neutered dog that talked and told him that...

...He will reward Charlie with godlike abilities if Charlie can locate the dog's missing testicals so the dog can finally...

lick them.

I think what you need is a...

nice rub down. Which of course would mean that...

I would have to bring in a mop because...

of all the barnacles on your...

...face are spewing...

strawberry milkshake. Which reminds me of a time when...

...we all lived in a yellow submarine which had seen the kraken, along with...

that guy who sing the happy walrus song.


With a great big smile...

...she bit my head off. It was very...

inconvenient.

My brother over there is feeling under the...

noodle because he ate that...

red lamppost which tasted just like...

...the doctor's medicine that was given to me for the purpose of...

curing my lazy eye. However, it didn't...

cure anything, all it did was...

make me go bald. So now i have to...

...to wear a hat made of worms.

When I finally found...

my one true hippopotamus, he...

...tried to bite my head off and...

...ended up killing a...

poor defenseless Emu, which, incidentally...

was going to kill the hippopotamus.

A poop that big must belong to...

AwesomeExpress, nobody else could possibly be capable of...

squeezing a log in such a delicious...

...manner similar to a python that once ate...

an entire truck of people.
The ship was only...

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