Finish the sentence...

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I collect Stalin memorabilia, that doesn't mean...

that I want to wage war on...

Equestria.

Actually, that would be...

a good reason to barf all over...

those tree lovin' hippies.

I'm going to tear it all apart, and then...

I will tear it up some more.

Hello, I am a representative for...

Exploding Pants Inc. and we would like you to...

donate kidneys to the House of Anjou.

Hello, welcome to Walmart, how may I...

interest you in hearing the word of Christ?

We all share...

a common bond with the...

bomb we're strapped to.

I can't...

disarm the bomb we are strapped to. If only...

someone could...

Tell me which the red wire is.

Then I could....

sell you this pet rock.

His name is Jimmy, who likes to...

move it, move it.

That is when I realized...

That CDs are tasty!

Uh-oh, I think...

your water just broke.

Ours is the...

Greatest generation to ever not...

achieve anything.

In other news..

I aim to misbehave.
Honestly...

...I didn't devour your soul. It was Tim.

Tim is...

over there, under your bed, crying into his pillow.

Why don't you just...

...sail off to Fiji for all I care!

Kings are to horses as buses........

.. are to trains, as the old parable says.

I have a farm, and on it I have..

several nerfs that need herding because...

they seem to walk into the landmine-fence too often.

I just got this book from the library, it...

...is bound in human skin. I wonder what that means...

That was not a...

argumentum ad populum.

Deal with...

that guy for two hours and...

WONDERFUL THINGS WILL HAPPEN.

Such as...

the destruction of...

destruction itself.

Leaving only...

... the remnants of..

Bruno Mars.

L is for the way you...

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