Finish the sentence...

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you most expect it, because...

that's what sand monsters do when the sand...

is stolen by Oprah.

Why is Rose O'Donnell...

So very evil?

How does she even......

lift? I dunno, must be because...

of all that spinach Popeye loaned her.

Actually, what we all could do is...

drop it!


(great, this will be stuck in my head again...)

Now, back to...

your regularly scheduled breakfast.

I'm driving a big ol'...

banana because I'm...

just that reckless.

Just make sure I don't..

fall over because that sure is...

a powerful drink you gave me!

Sometimes when I poke that thing I end up...

laughing so hard that it's not even funny.

Alright, fasten your seat belts, we're going to...

Discuss the pros and pros of mandatory abortion so that...

we can achieve world peace. Which, as we all know is...

only achievable when everyone is dead.

This is my best Minecraft creation ever, it is...

a replication of Yosemite valley, with added...

.. spaceships and a little farm filled with...

Babies, as far as the eye can see!

What is that smell...

I think it's coming from that...

headhuntress over there by the Walmart...

lying next to the sandcastle covered in..

Turkish culinary treats!

Wow I have the weirdest...

boner right now.

I think it was caused by..

all that pie I ate.

If you hear...

a flying boar, you might just...

have to run, or else..

you will be showered in bacon. And I don't like bacon so...

I'm going to feed you it, making sure that...

you don't waste any. And if you do...

I will place the bacon curse on you, which will...

...make all bacon taste like rubber bands.

You have...

five seconds...

...to get out of my face before I destroy you.

When I...

say it like it is, people seem to...

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