Finish the sentence...

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I would have to bring in a mop because...

of all the barnacles on your...

...face are spewing...

strawberry milkshake. Which reminds me of a time when...

...we all lived in a yellow submarine which had seen the kraken, along with...

that guy who sing the happy walrus song.


With a great big smile...

...she bit my head off. It was very...

inconvenient.

My brother over there is feeling under the...

noodle because he ate that...

red lamppost which tasted just like...

...the doctor's medicine that was given to me for the purpose of...

curing my lazy eye. However, it didn't...

cure anything, all it did was...

make me go bald. So now i have to...

...to wear a hat made of worms.

When I finally found...

my one true hippopotamus, he...

...tried to bite my head off and...

...ended up killing a...

poor defenseless Emu, which, incidentally...

was going to kill the hippopotamus.

A poop that big must belong to...

AwesomeExpress, nobody else could possibly be capable of...

squeezing a log in such a delicious...

...manner similar to a python that once ate...

an entire truck of people.
The ship was only...

Supposed to go to...

the docks, and unload it's package of...

...spiders who were to...

...poison the shit out of all of us who dared to stumble upon...

Smaller boats, which would then...

Still be poison.

It is still.......

a strange compelling thing that draws us to...

...the center of the world, which houses...

A duck.

This fowl, bad, evil.......

despicable race of squirrels have been known for...

chasing after men and trying to steal their nuts!

I'm going to give you a choice between...

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