Finish the sentence...

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air ducts. This way I don't have to...

...poison all those new-fangled wolves out there that...

keep tap dancing in my socks.

Please do not...

Test my metal son. Else you just might...

wake the dragon!

No one is going to...

...steal my pants today.

When I awoke...

...my pants were gone away due to a mysterious thief who...

left a mysterious note, saying: "Thanks for the pants, I really...

needed a place to put my...

...spikes that I broke off of...

...my teeth while at my favorite dentist, who's name is Dr...

Pain.

I think there's going to be a big...

...Eggman, who almost took apart my...

...limited edition action figures, which I purchased at...

the local Italian leather shoe store where I first met...

...that hooker that wasn't a hooker. Sorta, but she was...

an "adult entertainer", which is just another word for...

playing with dolls.

The solution is to inject it with a large amount of...

...hydrochloric acid modified to...

expand rapidly at the slightest contact with...

oxygen. Thus creating....

a BFG-9000. Please don't...

wake the mailman.

Have you seen...

my 3DS. Use the hammer on...

..that jerk who...

chopped my hands off. Send this...

frog to him as well.

I wake up in the morning and I step outside and I...

....Slap the milk man.

He takes this quite personally so he then........

messes up the song lyrics when ever I sing.

Whatever you do, don't...

steak to the woman in 4E. Sunglasses...

On Horatio's...

face.

From now on, you're going to have to...

Scrub all the floors in Hyrule then we can talk about...

how you did such a crappy job trying to...

deliver the pizza.
Now we need to...

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