Finish the sentence...

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screwdriver?

Sometimes when proving a point, I tend to...

look at your pants.

I feel that these bananas are...

...time travelers who...

...are sworn to protect...

...Theodore Roosevelt's glasses.

Punching goats...

just because I can.

We never...

...do anything that doesn't involve murdering pedestrians anymore!

I remember the day where...

there was that one dog...

...vomited solar flares onto my chinchilla farm.

Dragons...!

helped us bake cupcakes and...

gave us the super secret special recipe to make...

...edible rainbows!

Clouds are made of...

white cheese and dreams and...

...the tears of dying...

pixies with broken wings.

That was...

...not the way to Mordor, it was the way to...

my heeeeaaaaarrt~... Just kidding, it's actually...

...the way to Isengard. They just built a...

new gate out of...

...stardust thanks to that cat that...

flew overhead in the shape of a pop tart while screaming:

pudding.

You can't have...

...everything while owning nothing.

When the sky turns red,...

...you know it's time to...

party hard.

Never let a...

...day go by where you don't kill a...

new dragon.

Hold...

it now, HIT IT!

....Hit it like a paraboloid.

Excuse me but.....

I can't think with that...

Shark biting my arm.

Beware the two-headed...

...Zaphod out the door...

door, he is known to...

j-walk.

If you're going out...

..take this McGuffin!

Find me my...

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