Finish the sentence...

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finally getting...

..my tolerances to the required level for the upcoming dinner with the Queen.

Last time I was invited..

I thoroughly humiliated myself when...

...my former fiance told me...

..to stop licking..

...the arm that I injured...

after going hang gliding from the belly of a pregnant albatross. This, of course, ended badly when...

...I saw, in the distance, a...

...very angry boyfriend albatross, that...

was carrying a shotgun.

In the grand year of...

1865 I was charged by the Queen to......

lead an expedition underground in search of the illustrious...

..elephant in the room that..

was made entirely out of...

...erotic fanfiction.

More recently, I was ordered to...

relocate to...

New Jersey where I...

...got a new avatar.

Your face is...

...entirely made out of...

...rotten bacon strips.

When rats...

attack they do so by...

gnawing at your heels and coating your shins in...

a bee attractant.

Yeah, that...

was one crazy party, but...

...where is my spleen?

A merchant was peddling...

old, stubborn shoe laces when...

...the shoes ran away! They had...

been stolen by the...

..very same person who has been impersonating..

...Michael Jacksons doctor

HHe had been impersonating him because...

..Michael told him he needed..

bacon.

Shouldn't we be...

...trying to stop the...

naked burglar who's been going from house to house...

...stealing and wearing...

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