Finish the sentence...

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.. various kitchen utensils ..

instead of...

stealing expensive TVs. However, he was caught red-handed when...

accidentally cut his hand.

There should be...

...a truly magnificent reason for my...

..cat to have propelled itself..

upside down in to the vents however...

...there soesn't appear to be one.

At a certain beach...

..the sand is made of..

potatoes and the lake is sour cream.

If you watch closely, you might...

just catch a glimpse of the elusive..

fat free donut.

If we're going to listen to...

me, you're going to need to...

plungers, duck tape, and inflatable cars.

The last place...

..I ever thought I'd see..

...was my bedroom suddenly...

.....After a large night out.

This made......

...no sense, because I was...

...distracted by the 4 bottles of whisky I was drinking simultaniously.

Speed is...

the best drug out there unless you...

..know where to get...

Clarky cat. (cookie anyone?)

My Mother once said..

that we needed to...

...flee the country because of...

that disastrous time we tried...

...to tame the glorious...

two headed unicorn.

When I cry, I...

cry bullets.

There is no way...

that you would ever catch me..

especially if I'm wearing my amazing, yellow sandals which I got when...

I journeyed to the center of the earth!

It's not you, it's...

...your twin sister, she tried to...

eat my soul after I...

...accidentally killed her husband using a...

...saber-toothed tiger.

I was tasked with tracking down...

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