Finish the sentence...

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I slapped a fish.

Just because you can...

...doesn't mean you shouldn't bring more sauce.

Yesterday is the day that I finally found...

...my life's true calling.

Being a villain is...

not what I intended to be when I...

..first started mugging all those old ladies.

Listen: grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brudda..

....We should burn it all away!

She may contain the urge to run away but.....

...if you break her arms and legs, she won't be able to.

When the smoke cleared,...

... she was gone far, far...

in the corner.

Should we be...

...burning this church?

Can't we just

...all get along with the witch in...

the cellar?

I always yawn when...

...people tell me important things that I care about.

Whenever...

I have to sleep there's clowns.

Make me...

...forget how to breathe again, and I'll...

..be grateful for a minute or so.

Sometimes, it's not enough to..

...shoot the cow in the face, you also have to set it on fire using...

...that goddamn fire spell your mentor taught you at the beginning of the game but..

....Damn it I deleted it for flee.

Stock footage of.....

...dinosaurs fighting always manages to get me to...

..aroused.

Chihuahuas, on the other hand..

...creep me out and make me cry.

My pet alligator, Ellie,...

really like to eat...

..ponies. >:D

Last time I tried to squeeze into a cardboard box..

...I ended up being mistaken for cargo so...

I was shipped to Russia.

Once, when I was in Europe...

I found the strangest...

thing on your X-Ray. Seems you have...

...an alien fetus growing inside of your stomach.

That movie was absolutely...

..terrifying; who would've thought they could make a monster out of..

Winnie the Pooh?

While walking in the forest...

I stumbled and...

...and found Narnia in my closet waiting...

for the food to arrive.

Lately, I haven't been...

eating as many rancid chalupas as I used to, must mean I'm...

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