Finish the sentence...

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.....Buffalo, Buffalo and cow.

I'm much happier.....

... now, because i have a...

complete collection of...

...limbs.

I believe that...

things will get better when...

we finally get rid of...

...that giant face in the sky who...

always tries to lick us.

If there's one thing I'm no good at, it's...

...making things last.

My god, it's full of...

jam! This is the best...

...situation I could...

...get toast or maybe crackers!

Honey is...

what you'll be calling me from now on.

There's a situation...

...Mr President. The Narwhals are...

...invading from the Gulf of Mexico!

Wait, that...!

... mountain lion is running towards...

...that orphanage for...

.....Tasty orphan snacks!

When we meet.....

...I feel my...

...urge to...

... find these...

waffle iron.

Back in my days...

...large purple lemurs would....

...take a great interest in...

the construction of giant, aluminum...

...shards of souls.

You know what's fun? I'll tell you...

after I finish taking a swig of this delicious...

... motor oil that i was...

...supposed to be pouring into...

The hole in the wall that...

...mysteriously appeared after I...

pressed that button concerns me.

I think that you are...

...the twisted creation of...

a pretzel.

There would be more...

...things to say about pertzels but...

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