Finish the sentence...

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Emilio, the ultra terrorist from...

the moon.

The best decisions often involve...

pudding, used toothpicks,...

a box of shaved hair, a gecko's tail, a jar of formaldehyde and pinch of cocoa powder which when mixed all together in a giant heated cauldron creates...

...the kind of inebriation...

used for great decisions.

My favorite...

pudding in the world is actually...

...very, very shite to the point that...

it tastes like cardboard, so I..

..tart it up with some salt.

Last weekend I fell..

...in a lake in the middle of...

the sea.

I heard that if you can...

..turn your head through 180 degrees..

if you eat tuna and chant...

the secret words handed down by...

the ancient mud people of...

...Narniarniar, then you will...

make sure to write all the...

...nonsensical nonsense that they were famous for.

If you stand on the roof, you may...

fall off.

Don't touch that...

...button, that controls the...

..braces keeping my trousers up.

I thought that if I..

tried to keep a...

...pet lion, he would frequently need...

...a special kind of meat. The meat is from...

...the bodies of young children.

You sick bastard! I can't believe you...!!

...would do that to children!

I had no choice, I...

had to cut the rope.

Make sure not to go beyond the river, or else...

you'll run in to some rather foul smelling, nasty, vicious, carnivorous...

bunny rabbits.

When in doubt...

...viscous dingos!

Yes, I really did...

send you a cake in the mail.

It makes me happy to see...

you finally trying that...

basket on your pogo stick.

Did you think you could...

...move that crate full of...

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