Finish the sentence...

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... be cyanide.

The taste of...

banana's overrides the taste of...

Roofies.

When I was last.....

seen walking around downtown in my skimpy negligee...

...I was holding a small cylindrical object...

...not what you're thinking but,...

actually a cylindrical tube filled with anti-matter. I was planning on using it to...

...destroy all matter in this plain of existence. My plan was foiled, however, when...

...a cow walked up to me...

and kicked me in the face.

Look me in the eyes and...

tell me you want to ride a unicorn in the rodeo except that...

this time it'll be without a saddle.

There is more than one way to...

...die without actually having lived.

When I awoke...

...I was almost crazy finding that blasted...

knife my back.

Sometimes I feel the need to flail my arms and...

...pretend I'm dying so that I can see...

...what it would feel like to me insane.

Quickly, scrambling for my envelope...

I pulled out another envelope, which had...

...many smaller envelopes inside of it.

When I found out that...

you weren't going to bake me a cake, I was...

...so broken up inside that I...

...wanted to bark like a dog suffering from...

multiple cat hallucinations.

Can you tell the difference between...

blood and water coming out of your nose?

Typing while upside down...

...is not a good way to have any kind of god...

give you presents.

Just because you...

...are rich, doesn't mean you can just buy my...

left shoe.

Can you...

pick up the package that will be put on...

top of the deadly...

...two towers waiting for the end by...

this afternoon?

My pants...

mysteriously fell off, and were consumed by..

a mob of hungry hippos.

The only reason...

... I'm even in the infirmary is because of that crazy woman who...

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