Finish the sentence...

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...no sense, because I was...

...distracted by the 4 bottles of whisky I was drinking simultaniously.

Speed is...

the best drug out there unless you...

..know where to get...

Clarky cat. (cookie anyone?)

My Mother once said..

that we needed to...

...flee the country because of...

that disastrous time we tried...

...to tame the glorious...

two headed unicorn.

When I cry, I...

cry bullets.

There is no way...

that you would ever catch me..

especially if I'm wearing my amazing, yellow sandals which I got when...

I journeyed to the center of the earth!

It's not you, it's...

...your twin sister, she tried to...

eat my soul after I...

...accidentally killed her husband using a...

...saber-toothed tiger.

I was tasked with tracking down...

Emilio, the ultra terrorist from...

the moon.

The best decisions often involve...

pudding, used toothpicks,...

a box of shaved hair, a gecko's tail, a jar of formaldehyde and pinch of cocoa powder which when mixed all together in a giant heated cauldron creates...

...the kind of inebriation...

used for great decisions.

My favorite...

pudding in the world is actually...

...very, very shite to the point that...

it tastes like cardboard, so I..

..tart it up with some salt.

Last weekend I fell..

...in a lake in the middle of...

the sea.

I heard that if you can...

..turn your head through 180 degrees..

if you eat tuna and chant...

the secret words handed down by...

the ancient mud people of...

...Narniarniar, then you will...

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