Finish the sentence...

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...dick monsters.

My inspiration was...

..primarily chicken-based when..

I wrote this song.

Driving in a parking lot can be...

...fun if you can avoid...

the ninjas.

Moose...

can not be pluralized as meese, the proper term is actually...

..Mice.

If you live in Scotland..

..you reply to your own posts because..

...you live in Scotland.

A post on this thread does not end with just one period! -readies defibrillator- Clear!

I electrocute myself because...

..otherwise the hair on my..

back will catch fire.

Thankfully, I had planned...

behind and completely missed the...

...point because I couldn't...

focus on the interview.

Dancing naked in the streets is usually...

seen as a healthy way to...

..express outrage at..

...the condition of my old clothes.

A book is...

something of which I have many.

I've found your...

...horse at the bottom of the...

..pile of horses in the spare bedroom.

For the longest time I thought that..

the spare bedroom was where you keep your tires.

When the tough gets going...

the soft becomes chewy.

I suddenly realized that...

..the thing I put in my mouth last week..

was not sanitary at all.

The thing you have to know about sewers is..

..they taste much better when..

...you lack a tongue.

The things is, I...

...love your...!

toes.

I love the way you...

...remove earwax from your...

face hole with a golf pencil and then...

go to the toilet with...

...that one person you met at...

...wal-mart who had a really big...

...trolley full of...

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