Finish the sentence...

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top of the deadly...

...two towers waiting for the end by...

this afternoon?

My pants...

mysteriously fell off, and were consumed by..

a mob of hungry hippos.

The only reason...

... I'm even in the infirmary is because of that crazy woman who...

ran me over with her unicycle while screaming:

"Y U NO?!" while raising her fists to the sky and..

trying to grab the clouds.

If this winter lasts any longer, I'm going to...

rename the city...

...in honor of my cow who died by...

frostbite.

AwesomeExpress:
If this winter lasts any longer, I'm going to...

get very, very angry at Saskatchewan. Then I will...

go around with a blow torch and melt all the snow!

If you look closely enough, you'll see...

...how easy it is to cheat at life.

Losing is...

actually fun when...

there are monkeys involve since they...

make everything fun.

I can't think of any reason for Redlin...

... to be very inactive at times because of...

poor sentence structure.

He should just always be on and not go to work or...

...sleep or die.

EA is...

... a charity for the...

chocolate cows which ate...

their parents.

Haven't you...

...attacked animals lately with a...

screwdriver?

Sometimes when proving a point, I tend to...

look at your pants.

I feel that these bananas are...

...time travelers who...

...are sworn to protect...

...Theodore Roosevelt's glasses.

Punching goats...

just because I can.

We never...

...do anything that doesn't involve murdering pedestrians anymore!

I remember the day where...

there was that one dog...

...vomited solar flares onto my chinchilla farm.

Dragons...!

helped us bake cupcakes and...

gave us the super secret special recipe to make...

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