Finish the sentence...

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lead an expedition underground in search of the illustrious...

..elephant in the room that..

was made entirely out of...

...erotic fanfiction.

More recently, I was ordered to...

relocate to...

New Jersey where I...

...got a new avatar.

Your face is...

...entirely made out of...

...rotten bacon strips.

When rats...

attack they do so by...

gnawing at your heels and coating your shins in...

a bee attractant.

Yeah, that...

was one crazy party, but...

...where is my spleen?

A merchant was peddling...

old, stubborn shoe laces when...

...the shoes ran away! They had...

been stolen by the...

..very same person who has been impersonating..

...Michael Jacksons doctor

HHe had been impersonating him because...

..Michael told him he needed..

bacon.

Shouldn't we be...

...trying to stop the...

naked burglar who's been going from house to house...

...stealing and wearing...

.. various kitchen utensils ..

instead of...

stealing expensive TVs. However, he was caught red-handed when...

accidentally cut his hand.

There should be...

...a truly magnificent reason for my...

..cat to have propelled itself..

upside down in to the vents however...

...there soesn't appear to be one.

At a certain beach...

..the sand is made of..

potatoes and the lake is sour cream.

If you watch closely, you might...

just catch a glimpse of the elusive..

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