Finish the sentence...

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...trying to court a...

.. small child, who is very talented in..

..rebuffing the advances of spiders.

..Small children..

...are surprisingly capable of...

.. fighting for themselves, especially when..

...they are competing in...

...a to the death competition over who gets to eat.

Slashing the jugular will...

...cause massive blood loss.

That ending was very...

...abrupt.

What do you think...

...will be the cause of...

... extinction of...

the purple breasted jellyfish wasp?

I hear its sting is so deadly that it causes you to...

...leak blood from your...

..Shatner's Bassoon.

..Cake is a made-up drug that..

...is easily recognisable by...

..the fact that it tastes like..

bacon.

Our story actually begins..

...in a land called Recetal, where...

..it rains gumdrops on..

the land everyday.

Directing is...

...considerably harder when...

..standing waist-deep in a..

...pit full of clothes-eating...

...unicorn shaped...

...dick monsters.

My inspiration was...

..primarily chicken-based when..

I wrote this song.

Driving in a parking lot can be...

...fun if you can avoid...

the ninjas.

Moose...

can not be pluralized as meese, the proper term is actually...

..Mice.

If you live in Scotland..

..you reply to your own posts because..

...you live in Scotland.

A post on this thread does not end with just one period! -readies defibrillator- Clear!

I electrocute myself because...

..otherwise the hair on my..

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