Finish the sentence...

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the sea.

I heard that if you can...

..turn your head through 180 degrees..

if you eat tuna and chant...

the secret words handed down by...

the ancient mud people of...

...Narniarniar, then you will...

make sure to write all the...

...nonsensical nonsense that they were famous for.

If you stand on the roof, you may...

fall off.

Don't touch that...

...button, that controls the...

..braces keeping my trousers up.

I thought that if I..

tried to keep a...

...pet lion, he would frequently need...

...a special kind of meat. The meat is from...

...the bodies of young children.

You sick bastard! I can't believe you...!!

...would do that to children!

I had no choice, I...

had to cut the rope.

Make sure not to go beyond the river, or else...

you'll run in to some rather foul smelling, nasty, vicious, carnivorous...

bunny rabbits.

When in doubt...

...viscous dingos!

Yes, I really did...

send you a cake in the mail.

It makes me happy to see...

you finally trying that...

basket on your pogo stick.

Did you think you could...

...move that crate full of...

pillows?

I heard that if you're...

...quick, you can take...

own face off without...

even having to use a knife.

This is preposterous of course, as we all know that...

...monkeys are not people!

Anything that doesn't speak my language is...

...a fundemental error due to...

...me not understand a thing!

Tuesday...

... will be a magical day filled with...

...the unicorns of happiness and...

..the death of all other things.

There is a spider..

.. named Kira, who has a reputation for..

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