Finish the sentence...

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...table manners.

I do declare...

...a racism trial. Gods of the underworld, visit upon Norwich...

...and visit the famous Mustard shop.

I cannot believe it's...

...actually attacking the butter. Please call the shop, this is not a good...

...supply of corn bread.

There is water...

...under the boat, but no sky above. Is this the normal state of...

...affairs in Delaware?

To protect the life...

...all Martians, Jupiter needs to be nuked. Do you have the codes for the...

...PC version?

Fool me once...

...and I'll eat your ice cream. Fool me twice and I'll walk over...

...your severed head.

Random documents and...

...billing forms? You can stick those right up your most holy...

...mitre.

Are you going to pay by...

...truffles or ferrets? Please say it's...

...a jape.

You like to eat...

...coasters, do you? This might be a concern to raise during the next meeting of the most high esteemed order of rigid...

...erections at night.

Do we dream of...

...eclairs? That was strange, I think for a minute there I had a brush with...

...Jacques barzun as King Lear.

Violence is merely...

...a good old time.

The best and safest way to troll ISIS is...

...to use the old paint bomb prank.

I'm gonna find that...

....Jozin z bazin. Quell the revolting...

...in the bread aisle.

Remove thine filthy...

...offspring from the premises, or I shall summon the master's hounds. Boopy-doop-floop, shiggy-diggy-wiggy, baal rarn...

...bingly bongly boo.

The check's in the mail...

...along with some seafood I mailed accidentally. Have you seen the new film starring Keith...

...David?

Hey, now...

...is either the opposite of the past or the future, but I'm not sure which.

The only thing I'm certain of for the future is...

...someone dies.

Where are your papers...

on acid indigestion?

On airplanes, TSA guidelines now prohibit. . .

...mooning passing aircraft.

Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not...

...your fleshlight! In fact, I hereby prescribe you anti-Viagra, or else our new captain will be...

...a real horn dog.

Do a little twist and...

...her head will pop right off.

Barbie's new head shall be...

...made of sculpted ivory and obsidian, for maximum occult power. Do you enjoy speaking in tongues as much as...

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