Finish the sentence...

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...not killing anyone on this job. I need a suitcase and several spare...

...moustaches.

Did someone say they...

...didn't have the requisite P-38 forms? This calls for a day in the chamber of...

...awkward sex jokes.

If you're all alone...

...and it's Tuesday evening, make sure to lock the upper windows as a precaution against owls and take your anti-owl medication. I believe Boots sells...

...cyanide pills.

There's many a slip...

...of paper around here with f-words scrawled on it in the vain hope that whoever reads it will be mortally offended. It's a bit shameful that all you can find in the library is copies of...

...50s gardening manuals.

UltraDeth forgot to start the next sentence, so I'm going to take this mango and...

...shove it somewhere juicy.

Resplendent descent...

...is something not many people say these days. I like tanks so much that I just might...

...invade Poland.

Prepare for complete...

...global saturation. Remember that shit game from...

...1996?

Isle of...

...don't really know how to end this sentence. Do you know what is in...

...my trouser pocket?

Press A for...

...the ability to function in winter. Where's the lamb's...

...adorable neck bell?

I could go for...

...some of that fried chicken with the cola and chili dip. I also enjoy garnishing my fries with...

...brown ketchup.

Whilst you were asleep...

...pelicans were humping in the vestry. This building is haunted, pass the TOW missiles and...

...then the peace pipe, because once we're done with one, we can use the other, Unfortunately I forgot the launch codes, so we're going to have to...

...throw the nukes as hard as possible.

You will help me...

...to conquer the dessert trolley. Fetch the Spoon Of Terrible...

...table manners.

I do declare...

...a racism trial. Gods of the underworld, visit upon Norwich...

...and visit the famous Mustard shop.

I cannot believe it's...

...actually attacking the butter. Please call the shop, this is not a good...

...supply of corn bread.

There is water...

...under the boat, but no sky above. Is this the normal state of...

...affairs in Delaware?

To protect the life...

...all Martians, Jupiter needs to be nuked. Do you have the codes for the...

...PC version?

Fool me once...

...and I'll eat your ice cream. Fool me twice and I'll walk over...

...your severed head.

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