Finish the sentence...

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...all over my pants.

You haven't finished your...

...Cheerios and bacon parts. Where is my stout...

...teapot?

Beyond the realms of...

...human existence, I awoke to a future where flying fish are hunted in the Antarctic jungle by giant insects and octopuses swing through the trees with color-communication.

Next week on The Future is Wild, we look 500 million years into the future and see...

...what became of that elusive Higgs-Boson character.

How do you like...

...your face, medium rare or well done?

Animal cruelty, child endangerment, and slavery are all crimes committed by the beloved...

...human race.

Yes, days were tough back in...

...1994, when I had to watch the world cup in a shitty 14" TV.

Let me show you my...

...massive...vocabulary.

Quick! Go for your...

...mustard pocket. Do not worry, for I have purchased three tons of...

...grilled fish.

I'm the guy who...

will blow your mind!

In an absolutely shocking turn of events, just a week into his presidency Donald Trump has been impeached for. . .

...goddamn hacks.

You'll get your...

revenge, but it will take 10000 years!

In a world ravaged by police brutality, our only solace is. . .

...help yourself.

Greetings, you absolute...

gaylord, help yourself to a filling of male chicken!

Did you just...

...let one rip during a coronation?!

Only one...

...more time and I'll rip it off. Shiggy diggy, unhook the...

banshee.

Buppity Muppity I'm coming for that...

...thrupenny.

Zombie Space Soviets 2:....

The Reckoning of Vaas.

It's time to go get...

...Vivec, beat him up and throw him into the ocean. Are you any good at rhyming...

...propaganda?

Why do you have such big...

...teeth, Grandma?

And the most creative science fiction movie of 2017 will be...

...Red Dwarf season 12.

Check yourself, before...

...checking the passenger next to you. No, not like that, take your hands...

...out of cellophane wrapper.

Big, fat, very hard...

...these are all words to describe a log. Captain, there's not enough power to the...

...soup dispenser!

She's got a lot of...

...muscles, that must mean she's got a lot of guts!

RIP AND...

...discombobulate.

We ride at...

...the threat of extinction, nothing less. Be sure not to set foot on the fourth floor when the moon is full, lest ye...

...turn into a were-shark.

They're the ones who...

...can only be slain by silver harpoons.

In his next and final movie, Riddick will visit a planet full of...

...iconic spinny running animations. Trey disagreed with that, so I forcibly extracted his...

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