Finish the sentence...

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...billing forms? You can stick those right up your most holy...

...mitre.

Are you going to pay by...

...truffles or ferrets? Please say it's...

...a jape.

You like to eat...

...coasters, do you? This might be a concern to raise during the next meeting of the most high esteemed order of rigid...

...erections at night.

Do we dream of...

...eclairs? That was strange, I think for a minute there I had a brush with...

...Jacques barzun as King Lear.

Violence is merely...

...a good old time.

The best and safest way to troll ISIS is...

...to use the old paint bomb prank.

I'm gonna find that...

....Jozin z bazin. Quell the revolting...

...in the bread aisle.

Remove thine filthy...

...offspring from the premises, or I shall summon the master's hounds. Boopy-doop-floop, shiggy-diggy-wiggy, baal rarn...

...bingly bongly boo.

The check's in the mail...

...along with some seafood I mailed accidentally. Have you seen the new film starring Keith...

...David?

Hey, now...

...is either the opposite of the past or the future, but I'm not sure which.

The only thing I'm certain of for the future is...

...someone dies.

Where are your papers...

on acid indigestion?

On airplanes, TSA guidelines now prohibit. . .

...mooning passing aircraft.

Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not...

...your fleshlight! In fact, I hereby prescribe you anti-Viagra, or else our new captain will be...

...a real horn dog.

Do a little twist and...

...her head will pop right off.

Barbie's new head shall be...

...made of sculpted ivory and obsidian, for maximum occult power. Do you enjoy speaking in tongues as much as...

...the next warlock?

The name's...

Shamus O'Malley. Top o the mornin to ya!

Please join me in welcoming special guest speaker . . .

...good ol' J.R. Jim Ross!

By the mighty...

beard of Odin the allfather, we shall crush these giants!

2016 vote for Cthulu and. . .

...make Earth great again! Alternatively, vote The Darkness and...

...thine enemies shall fall along with thyself.

Spectacular is the...

abs on that dinosaur!

War huh. . .

...how about those wars, eh?

Winner of over...

10 worst game ever awards!

and now, the starting line-up for your world champion. . .

...in Olympic Conkers.

Ready, steady...

FIRE!

You've been. . .

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