Finish the sentence...

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...chocolate lesbians.

Isn't it about time you...

...took out the garbage? Well, no, because of...

...Gigerian layers of resin all over the driveway.

How Norwegian was your...

Scandanavian vacation?

Oh man, I must be super high right now as I am completely mesmorized by. . .

...big fat titties.

I will not buy this hovercraft...

...until you demonstrate actual hovering, you hack.

Soon, everyone who ever drank Red Bull will...

...get the runs.

Just call me...

...by my name, you insulting prick. What irony, what are you...

...doing in this dump?

Crack open a few...

...beetles, it's not like there's much else to eat in The Valley of Death Plants.

(This refers to the worst part of the already shitty Far Cry 3 plot) The obvious reason Jason Brody went on a nonsensical scavenger hunt for Buck the rapist instead of just fallowing him to his home and murdering him is...

CounterAttack:
a ninja.

Your favourite YouTube video is -

Is Gay

Your Favorite letter is...

We're going to ignore that, right?

Planet of...

...the One Eyed Bikini Babes

War of...

...fruit control.

There's another bottle besides...

...Pigs started, if I remember correctly, because a pet pig kept crossing the border. (Seriously)

(This refers to the worst part of the already shitty Far Cry 3 plot) The obvious reason Jason Brody went on a nonsensical scavenger hunt on behalf of Buck the slave-owner/rapist of his friend instead of just stalking and murdering him is...

he owed the SOB a life debt

This message has been brought to you by. . .

...Whoop-Ass in a can!

Quick! Look over there while I...

roast a porcupine.

Donald Trump's first act is president will be. . .

...something or other.

My Dear Watson...

I do believe you've stumbled upon President Trump's plot to commit genocide against Mexico!

The difference between you and me is...

...you're a weeaboo.

2017 is going to be...

...the year I quit Gamestop.

In a better world, the United States of Africa accomplished...

...proper road safety.

A true warrior...

...forgot his sword at home.

On the beach, I once found a...

...cartwheeling crab.

Hercules the...

banjo-playing scientist saved the world from...

...brain-rotting television.

When in Rome...

...take long naked walks through family-friendly shopping centers, it's completely legal.

The one thing you shouldn't do in that situation is...

...make weak excuses.

Vote Helghan for...

...President of the Helghast Regime!

Xbox loyalists have so much to look forward to, like...

(crickets chirping)

Hey I just got this awesome new game! Want to play? It's called. . .

...duck, duck, goose.

Guess what time it is?...

...Aaaaaadvertisement Time!

So there's this bear in the forest, just looking around, and...

...snuffling for honey.

I like eating butter because...

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