Finish the sentence...

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...duped, mate.

In the ever growing coldness of...

...space, nobody can care that you've been crowned Screem-Queen.

I love this chair -it can do so many things , like..

...go up and down.

Not enough...

minerals!

Be careful, your next step might be your. . .

...into a douchey nightclub.

Completely flipping...

Drake the Dragonheart:
Be careful, your next step might be your. . .

...introduction to a love of BDSM. ...is different from completely flopping.

The next time Ultradeth ignores a word, he'll have to...

...write a formal apology.

When did someone allow...

grammar nazis on these boards!

That was strangely. . .

...erotic to watch a woman hunt with a bow.

No, really, my main reason for playing the Tomb Raider Reboot is...

...enhanced framerate and physics engine on the AMD cards.

I just love how games nowadays render gourgeous...

...landscapes.

Reach for a new...

toilet.

I am greatly concerned as my mother seems to have developed a bizarre obsession with. . .

...finger puppets.

Show me how to...

eat souls!

Just look inside and feel the. . .

...burn!

I've never met a...

dwarfling before. How fascinating!

In this time of crisis, to give us strength we look to. . .

...the gun in the drawer.

Butter up your...

game, son!

I know not what weapons world war 3 will be fought with, but world war 4 will be fought with. . .

...mini nukes.

Find that pesky...

treasure goblin!

In space, no one can hear you. . .

...drop anchor.

More tea, my...

eagle butler!

After blacking out during New Year's Eve, I awoke to. . .

...the T.V. on static.

Quite a long....

Potato monsoon there.

The pantsed pants pantsed...

...all over my pants.

You haven't finished your...

...Cheerios and bacon parts. Where is my stout...

...teapot?

Beyond the realms of...

...human existence, I awoke to a future where flying fish are hunted in the Antarctic jungle by giant insects and octopuses swing through the trees with color-communication.

Next week on The Future is Wild, we look 500 million years into the future and see...

...what became of that elusive Higgs-Boson character.

How do you like...

...your face, medium rare or well done?

Animal cruelty, child endangerment, and slavery are all crimes committed by the beloved...

...human race.

Yes, days were tough back in...

...1994, when I had to watch the world cup in a shitty 14" TV.

Let me show you my...

...massive...vocabulary.

Quick! Go for your...

...mustard pocket. Do not worry, for I have purchased three tons of...

...grilled fish.

I'm the guy who...

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