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...when you're eating raw ingredients, you can never have too many chefs. A woman is driving her minivan through an upper middle-class neighborhood when she spots a blouse identical to her own (but ragged) in the road; upon closer inspection, her doppleganger runs toward her from the distance like a zombie and... | |
...asks "Damn, girl, where'd you get that fine haircut?" She really knows how to... | |
...go nuts and abuse her children while crying bloody at her own front door at the same time. If an axe-murderer is in your sitcom intro, you need to... | |
...change your game. Why don't you just... | |
...turn off your casting card if the light of it gives away your hiding spot? When a teenage girl very slowly sinks through the solid floor, the best thing to do is... | |
...go for your crucifix. A man walks into a... | |
game of thrones recreation. How did you know I could? On the first day we met. I saw the future of. . . | |
...mine. Austin 3:16 says... | |
I'm lost! This isn't Sparta! "you have my sword." "and my bow!" "and you have my. . . | |
...gratitude for these Game Shark codes. Friends will be... | |
priceless My town just passed an utterly ridiculous law making it illegal to. . . | |
...belch in public places. To my old friend... | |
...who is standing on the X...I leave my ravenous rat swarm, feed them well. When your idea of a gift/pet for a child is a living headless chicken, expect... | |
...series criminal proceedings. Southern hospitality... | |
...ends when you mistake "serious" for "series". Ridley Scott's xenomorph should have had several features but didn't, like: fire-proof skin, space-hibernation, and... | |
...liquefaction. Give me liberty... | |
...or give me your death. When Ron Pearlman and David Haytor discuss war, the only thing they can agree on is... | |
...war has changed. Stinky winky... | |
So David changes Ron's mind, then? Sure, fine, whatever. | |
... just don't expect me to leave a sentence to complete. Just when I thought it was over... | |
....a new song started. Dressed to... | |
survive spontaneous combustion! I drink to forget. . . | |
...the people I cannot abide. You dare threaten me with... | |
...flowers and chocolates?! I'll kill... | |
...every motherfudger who doesn't clean up after themselves. Very big, wobbly... | |
...jello fortresses are no match for my pizza fighter jets! But a spaghetti tornado turns both into... | |
...absolute messes. Just a little further... | |
is what you said 10 miles ago! I learned the hard way not to try to cheer up a grieving friend with. . . | |
...ex-lover jokes. Keep your hand on your... | |
steering wheel. The internet: hours of fun, easy to use, and perfect for. . . | |
...almost anything. Just a small mouthful of... | |
(thank you for not saying porn!) bees to teach you a lesson! FALCON . . . ! | |
...shooting is illegal. Nine out of... | |
1,000 planets agree: this city sucks. WE BUILT THIS CITY... | |
...371 years ago and it's like a little gold rush town. | |
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