Finish the sentence...

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will blow your mind!

In an absolutely shocking turn of events, just a week into his presidency Donald Trump has been impeached for. . .

...goddamn hacks.

You'll get your...

revenge, but it will take 10000 years!

In a world ravaged by police brutality, our only solace is. . .

...help yourself.

Greetings, you absolute...

gaylord, help yourself to a filling of male chicken!

Did you just...

...let one rip during a coronation?!

Only one...

...more time and I'll rip it off. Shiggy diggy, unhook the...

banshee.

Buppity Muppity I'm coming for that...

...thrupenny.

Zombie Space Soviets 2:....

The Reckoning of Vaas.

It's time to go get...

...Vivec, beat him up and throw him into the ocean. Are you any good at rhyming...

...propaganda?

Why do you have such big...

...teeth, Grandma?

And the most creative science fiction movie of 2017 will be...

...Red Dwarf season 12.

Check yourself, before...

...checking the passenger next to you. No, not like that, take your hands...

...out of cellophane wrapper.

Big, fat, very hard...

...these are all words to describe a log. Captain, there's not enough power to the...

...soup dispenser!

She's got a lot of...

...muscles, that must mean she's got a lot of guts!

RIP AND...

...discombobulate.

We ride at...

...the threat of extinction, nothing less. Be sure not to set foot on the fourth floor when the moon is full, lest ye...

...turn into a were-shark.

They're the ones who...

...can only be slain by silver harpoons.

In his next and final movie, Riddick will visit a planet full of...

...iconic spinny running animations. Trey disagreed with that, so I forcibly extracted his...

...chocolate lesbians.

Isn't it about time you...

...took out the garbage? Well, no, because of...

...Gigerian layers of resin all over the driveway.

How Norwegian was your...

Scandanavian vacation?

Oh man, I must be super high right now as I am completely mesmorized by. . .

...big fat titties.

I will not buy this hovercraft...

...until you demonstrate actual hovering, you hack.

Soon, everyone who ever drank Red Bull will...

...get the runs.

Just call me...

...by my name, you insulting prick. What irony, what are you...

...doing in this dump?

Crack open a few...

...beetles, it's not like there's much else to eat in The Valley of Death Plants.

(This refers to the worst part of the already shitty Far Cry 3 plot) The obvious reason Jason Brody went on a nonsensical scavenger hunt for Buck the rapist instead of just fallowing him to his home and murdering him is...

CounterAttack:
a ninja.

Your favourite YouTube video is -

Is Gay

Your Favorite letter is...

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