Finish the sentence...

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...ON ROCKS AND ROTATION!

Do you see what I...

...did to that railroad?

Sweet bonny...

....And Clyde were pretty looking people

But I can tell......

...myself that it's only a work of fiction.

Broken and...

...embarrassing is Ultradeth's knowledge of the notorious real-life crime-spree couple.

WHAT A LOVELY...

....bowl of petunias!

Oh no not.......

...Batfleck, I hate it when his feuds with Immortan Superman spill into MY trade routes!

Of these 7 new planets, the most dangerous one contains...

...goddamn giant hornets.

It's a real...

nightmare

Dir sir or madam;

the office of child beauty pageants has denied your request for. . .

...banning make-up.

If I found alien cyber-armor, the first thing I would do is...

...re-enact any action game.

The hound of...

tindalos is an utterly remorseless and terrifying enemy!

You have never known true horror until you have found yourself. . .

...tied up next to your friend who is erupting into an all-consuming creature with no one form.

From way up here, I can clearly see...

...why that's bullshit.

Das ist mein...

fhur!

Do not **** with me right now, as I am literally . . .

...having a shitfit!

Green grows...

best when mixed with brown.

Honey, mom and dad love you very much, but apparently what mom really loves is. .

the milkman!

I am in the prime of my life! I'm hot, young and full of. . .

...spunk from only the dirtiest hobo around.

If a gremlin is allowed to eat after midnight a second time, they become...

...big, fat, sweaty ogres.

My home is...

a very unpleasant place.

Daddy drinks because of . . .

...a bad deal.

A little bird told me...

things you would not believe could come out of a bird's mouth!

Hey, if you come back to my place i'll show you. . .

...that dick almighty!

Spooky little...

...girls are sexy.

I play F.E.A.R. for the...

....indie cred

This post I........

...reconsider.

Fear not ladies...

...I don't expect to be rewarded with sex like some kind of desperate creep.

After skeptics, critics, abridgers, cute animals, un-boxing, countdown lists, let's plays, and screeching lets-plays; the next big Youtube sensation will be...

...pretend snuff films.

There's a foul...

...premise afoot in this house.

I planted in the forest...

...a hatchet in a tree as a warning.

Top ten...

...Thousand Background Orcs will put to rest the eternal debate over who is the best.

The secret to a pacifist run in Dragon Age is...

...it can't be done.

Little miss muffet...

....Grew tired of people making stories about her tuffet.

An itsy bitsy spider.......

...can bite through anything with literal metal fangs that some of them actually have.

If vertebrates were made by God and arthropods were made by Satan, fungi were made by...

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