Finish the sentence...

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...Pestilence.

Well, boil my...

boots.

I can't believe it's not . . .

...a real monster when they built the puppet with so many realistic insides!

Without traveling there ourselves, we can only guess the hospitality of...

the gunny bears.

Why isn't there...

...another A-grade dinosaur movie franchise besides Jurassic Park/World?

If your job was to investigate a plague that has ravaged your fantasy town, surely you were picked for your skills and/or experience as a...

plumber.

After finally caving to years of pressure, the Washington Redskins have officially been renamed the Washington . . .

.....Wash baskets.

The Cleveland Indians however........

are now the Cleveland Idiots.

Hello ladies, want to see my. . .

collection of high tech sex toys?

The best round of Cards against humanity I ever played went as follows. . .

...everyone stomped the cards into the dirt because they're just cardboard.

Everybody do the...

bender!

My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of . . .

...LIVE, DIE, AND LIVE AGAIN!

At this rate, in a few decades, the only remaining taboo will be...

inanimate objectsexual marriage.

I blacked out on new year's eve only to awaken to. . .

...1,000 years in the future, where a one-eyed woman tried to draft me into a lame delivery job.

Luckily, I instead got a job as...

A background character in the new blade runner movie. Blade runner 64: Blade harder

Up round where the river bends........

...is where you can paint with all the colors of the wind.

My tree-granny once told me...

you're barking up the wrong tree!

I know, that pun I just made was. . .

...completely ignoring the obvious Pocahontas reference, but whatever.

I found a time machine at a yard sale, time to...

abuse time travel to create an army of myself!

In a world ravaged by police brutality, our only solace is. . .

.....Reading 1984 and crying that this is the future that the liberals wanted.

To meme is to.......

...ruin every joke with repetition.

When I arrive in Silent Hill, I'm totally going to be prepared with my...

......complete lack of abuse-able mental problems.

And then I'll head to........

...Raccoon City while the mall has that 80% discount.

But on the way there, I get a call from...

......Aya Brea asking if someone could save her dead franchise.

Hey guys and welcome to.........

...DIE; for I am Magneto, master of magnet!

How are you gentlemen...

... I'm an eldritch abomination.

You know the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning is...

...my spring-loaded pillow.

Bees, my God...

... they feel soooooooo good.

How am I going to get this...

crab's pincers off my arse?

here at the academy for gifted children, we let them explore. . .

...the worst websites of the deep-web.

The logic is to prepare them for...

.....The crippling reality of reality.

Not in the........

...butt, please never there!

ok in the face instead!

WHO ARE YOU?!! I've been asking myself that same question. Am I the son of a goose? The son of a panda? A Student? A Teacher? Turns out I'm all of them! I am . . .

... Sophomore Professor Panda Gooseson!

Okay who spilled siracha in the...

...Gremlin nest?

Let's just hope they don't find the...

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