Finish the sentence...

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...belch in public places.

To my old friend...

...who is standing on the X...I leave my ravenous rat swarm, feed them well.

When your idea of a gift/pet for a child is a living headless chicken, expect...

...series criminal proceedings.

Southern hospitality...

...ends when you mistake "serious" for "series".

Ridley Scott's xenomorph should have had several features but didn't, like: fire-proof skin, space-hibernation, and...

...liquefaction.

Give me liberty...

...or give me your death.

When Ron Pearlman and David Haytor discuss war, the only thing they can agree on is...

...war has changed.

Stinky winky...

So David changes Ron's mind, then? Sure, fine, whatever.

... just don't expect me to leave a sentence to complete.

Just when I thought it was over...

....a new song started.

Dressed to...

survive spontaneous combustion!

I drink to forget. . .

...the people I cannot abide.

You dare threaten me with...

...flowers and chocolates?! I'll kill...

...every motherfudger who doesn't clean up after themselves.

Very big, wobbly...

...jello fortresses are no match for my pizza fighter jets!

But a spaghetti tornado turns both into...

...absolute messes.

Just a little further...

is what you said 10 miles ago!

I learned the hard way not to try to cheer up a grieving friend with. . .

...ex-lover jokes.

Keep your hand on your...

steering wheel.

The internet: hours of fun, easy to use, and perfect for. . .

...almost anything.

Just a small mouthful of...

(thank you for not saying porn!)

bees to teach you a lesson!

FALCON . . . !

...shooting is illegal.

Nine out of...

1,000 planets agree: this city sucks.

WE BUILT THIS CITY...

...371 years ago and it's like a little gold rush town.

...ON ROCKS AND ROTATION!

Do you see what I...

...did to that railroad?

Sweet bonny...

....And Clyde were pretty looking people

But I can tell......

...myself that it's only a work of fiction.

Broken and...

...embarrassing is Ultradeth's knowledge of the notorious real-life crime-spree couple.

WHAT A LOVELY...

....bowl of petunias!

Oh no not.......

...Batfleck, I hate it when his feuds with Immortan Superman spill into MY trade routes!

Of these 7 new planets, the most dangerous one contains...

...goddamn giant hornets.

It's a real...

nightmare

Dir sir or madam;

the office of child beauty pageants has denied your request for. . .

...banning make-up.

If I found alien cyber-armor, the first thing I would do is...

...re-enact any action game.

The hound of...

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