Finish the sentence...

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....Forum games. It is safe here.

We should block.......

ALL THE COCK!

For fuck's sake, where...

...has all the blood-rum gone?

The secret to living on Venus is...

... getting used to not having skin.

Mr. President! the invaders are the...

...most adorable little fuzzballs ever!

Get David Hayter and Ron Pearlman in the same room and the only thing they can agree on is...

That a ninja could easily kill a pirate.

Roses are blue and.......

...violence is red; I'm hardly a poet, but your ass is dead.

The secret genius to Teen Titans Go is...

... to ghost that dab.

My favorite show on Netflix is...

...Iron Fist, specifically because of the white-washing.

In Virtual Rick-ality, there's an Easter egg where...

... you can hang out with pencilvester.

Sorry I'm terribly allergic to...

...the acid-silk of skull-spiders, they make me break out in baby skull-spiders.

Nintendo is secretly stockpiling all their most desired products so they can...

.....Cripple us with fervent want.

roll a D20 to see if......

You don't detonate the bomb at the heart of the universe!

I have a gun pointed at the head of. . .

...your fine self even though the bomb is too small to do any damage.

The reason is that I just want you dead, because of all the times that you...

finished my sentences with well timed dick jokes!

If god didn't want us to enjoy serfdom, he wouldn't have given us. . .

Edit: (**** it that was supposed to be SERFDOM!)

sefs to enjoy.

I can sing it up, I can...

pee hands free!

When pharoah remained unmoved, Moses called down a plague of . . .

...frogs who only sing when only the pharoah is looking.

The funniest glitch ever is when...

the president's pants exploded!

Here, hold my. . .

unstable mixture of chemicals!

A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with. . .

...an accidental demonstration of talent or skill that saves lives from a near-disaster that nobody predicted.

When the Tell No Tales hackers are caught, Disney will...

... make a movie about them starring Dane DeHaan.

In the next Sonic game, you...

... get to play as Dr. Eggman for most of the game.

If ever there were a time to...

...time a warewolf there, it would be ever so iffy.

Once I have a ninja in every color of the rainbow, I can...

start my own saturday morning cartoon franchise!

For Lent I am giving up. . .

...the clothes on my back.

Given that I'll just make new clothing from the lent, the joke is clearly on...

Catholicism.

Yes, because the universe needed you. Me? You've finally become the panda you were always meant to be. How'd you know I could? On the first day we met! I saw. . .

the future of Kung Fu, and the past. I saw the panda who could unite them both. That is why I choose you Po, both sides of the yin and yang, and my true successor.

What made my first kiss so awkward was. . .

...that her branching tongue had too many suction-cups.

The next time an indie developer tries to silence criticism, the game they're defending tasks the player with...

sitting on a bucket all day.

I thought she was going to be the one, until I found out. . .

...she aspires to enslave the last mammals by trapping them in caves and catching seeds in our webs to feed them, but I'd much rather they go extinct.

Besides, spider-silk is more productively used as...

a tool for slinging around NYC!

when all else fails, I can always pleasure myself to. . .

...the sight of my conjoined sister in the mirror.

In No Man's Sky, the way to unlock the secret REAL ending is to...

.....Trade the game back into the shop you got it from.

This message is brought to you......

...yourself, from the future!

But the future I left behind will...

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